So I just came from the date.

And...it went, okay? I mean...I don't know. He's really nice and sweet and caring. I mean, he said I was his best friend and the person that understood him better than anyone which was really heartwarming but...

I didn't feel the sparks. Or the rapid heartbeats. Or the warm blush creeping on my neck whenever our hands touched.

I don't know. I mean...Do you really feel those? I did...When I had my first kinda-love-but-I-Was-Fifteen-So-It-Doesn't-Really-Count?

I mean I can talk with him comfortably, laugh and smile...But. There's always this but.

Sometimes he's going on and on about this thing that he loves doing (It's memorizing flags. Why does he like memorizing flags?) and I can't pretend to be excited for the death of me. And then I'm thinking about this hot guy who was sitting just beside our table in the restaurant and I felt terrible 😂😂

Luckily neither of them noticed.

He's a great friend though! An such a nice guy! He deserves so much better!

...why do I sound like Bella Swan talking about Jacob Black?

Ughhhhhh.

Whatever. We can just be friends for now.

P. S - The guy sitting in front of me in Physics class is pretty cute 😂😂😂😂
I'm so gonna fail physics. What the physics am I gonna do?!

34. The badgirl cliche.

Proposed by the awesome crazybeatsontheradio

Remember the bad boys? Yeah. Now take a bad boy, replace the dick with a vagina, add a pair of boobs and long purple dyed hair and voila! You got the bad girls fresh out of the oven!

They're basically the same as bad boys. They wear leather jackets, ripped jeans, curse like its their first language, have long dyed hair that's never tied (Has no one ever heard of a pony tail?), sleeps around, smokes, drinks blah blah blah.

Obviously she gets together with the good boy/nerd who's so unpopular, he's actually popular.

Then you'll find an abusive father/mother of the girl, abusive boyfriend who looks better than the guy, a sweet girl who likes the guy.

Basically just reverse the gender roles of a bad boy/ good girl story and you'll find the ideal bad girl/ good boy story.

And then there are the tomboys.

Short hair, jeans, shirt, gets detention, curses, popular among guys, has tons of guy friends.

Actually I know quite a few people in real life who are like this so it's not completely out of this world.

And gah, I'm running out of cliche ideas! I mean I'm quite sure I had a fantastic idea just a while ago but just when I was about to write about it, I forgot!

Oh and I'm doing terrible in Biology. And people wonder why I'm still a virgin ;)

- Zarin