Proposed by Buttkicker2293

My life is over.

The apocalypse has come.

And I still have yet to find a boyfriend.

See, there are three signs that suggests the apocalypse has come and its time to head for the underground shelters and make use of the useless knowledge we've gained by reading those science fiction - fantasy - zombie books and watching those movies/anime.

I mean, that's the only way I see myself making use of this life. Whereas the beauty pageant winners will mourn over their loss of beauty products and diet charts - and eventually become the diet of some zombie - I'll be off leading my own Pirate army armed with frying pans and resources that I hijacked with knowledge earned from fictional characters.

OH OH MAYBE I'LL GET TO MEET SOME HOT DUDE-

Okay, I'm getting off topic.

Anyways, there are three signs that shows the apocalypse has come. According to Zoogle (Zarin + Google) these are -

1. When Zarin finds a boyfriend.

Haha. Very funny Zoogle.

2. When Zarin stars losing weight.

Again, haha. Very funny Zoogle.

*disappointedly steps down from the weight machine*

3. When Wattpad officially brands Billionaire as a genre.

Haha-

WAIT, WHAT?

Yes, you heard me right. Alongside Teen Fiction, Romance, Adventure, Action, Werewolf and such, BILLIONAIRE is also a genre.

Yeah.

So who wants to join my post-apocalyptic Pirate army?

33. The fake boyfriend/Fiance Cliche.

The Bad Boy Is My Fake Boyfriend?!!!
(With multiple punctuation marks!)

Um, less punctuation marks for me?

I'm the Billionaire's Fiance?

I don't see that happening unless the so-called-billionaire's a ninety year old dude who desperately needs a woman to message his back.

Paid to be the billionaire's wife.

You basically just told the whole story in one line. Well, that's a talent in itself I guess...

The Billionaire's Mistress.

Okay...

My Fake Boyfriend!

Did you buy him from China? Told you not to buy things from China!

My Few boyfriend who's a billionaire.

Uh.

My Fake Boyfriend's A Billionaire!

What?

Mr. Billionaire's temporary Fiance who also his fake girlfriend!

Huh?

Being fake Married to the bad boy billionaire's fake fiance who also is a fake Mafia Lord!

680K Reads. 360K Votes. 450K Comments.

I'm done with Wattpad.

Yes, when these Billionaire - fake boyfriend - fiance stories first started, I admit they were pretty creative, funny and thrilling. But now,  everyone has a fake badboy boyfriend/billionaire fiance/husband.

With so many billionaire stories out there, can we even blame Wattpad for officially confirming it as a genre?

Well, to be honest, it's not half bad.

Now I know which genre I MUST NEVER CHOOSE TO READ, right?

Now then, let's get on to the pirate army.

Our next meeting will be on 5th August, same time. See you!

Remember to bring your frying pans.

- Zarin