28. The Bad Boy Cliche
Let's face it everyone, we all love a bad boy ;)
No? Oh, it's just me.
Okay. Get ready.
Bad boys are the biggest cliche in wattpad history and they have forced their way into every genre that exists.
Fanfictions?
One Direction's bad boys.
Teen Fiction?
Come on. Where will the Teen Fictions be without the bad boys?
Bad boy wants me.
Sure he does. I totally forgot you were Ms. Universe who is supposedly bullied by everyone else.
Bad boy's kitten.
Ahhhhh!!!! Animal raper alert!!
Bad boy and I.
I can literary see the creativity floating in the air.
I'm the bad boy's possession?!
Hon, I'm sure he has Gucci purses for that.
I kicked/slapped/punched/kidnapped the bad boy.
I thought he was the one doing those things?
Poetry?
The bad boy's who has oh-so-blue eyes stole my oh-so-great fries.
...okay, maybe not my greatest work.
Spiritual?
BAD BOY BILLIONAIRE'S HIJABI WIFE!
Okay, we get it. Wattpad = Bad Boys.
Besides the titles, there are many many many other cliches that these bad boys share.
1. They have to wear leather jackets and dark blue ripped jeans. I mean all other shirts and sweatpants just went extinct.
2. All of them have to ride motorbikes. Or drive Ferraris and/or million dollar cars.
Has anyone ever heard of the term 'bicycles'? Or better yet, 'walking'?
3. All of them curse like it's their second language.
Well, I can't really say something in this department 😂😂
4. They fall for the girl who always stutters in front of the cheerleader. But somehow turns sarcastic as fuck infront of them. Gets excellent grade, is always bullied and shoots down the 'bad boy that's every girls dream' saying - "Well, I'm not like other girls."
In short bad boys love good girls.
5. They have a side-kick slash best friend that's also a bad boy but is more sensible than them. But in some cases the best friend is even more stupid.
6. They love smoking, drinking and having sex with fourteen girls per week.
So, I guess that sums up the majority of bad boy stories around here.
Please, keep suggesting your ideas! Because I'm running out and desperate!
Next time I'll feature the 'Arranged Marriage Cliches' suggested by PengirlTanzi
Thank you for reading and have a lovely day!
- Zarin
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