I just don't know what's it with rich guys always being a dick and having a dick that has filled more holes than a drill machine.

....that was a bad comparison.

Hello everyone! It has been so long, hasn't it?

Good news is, I like someone. Bad news is, he has a girlfriend. Another good news is I have various new ideas for various stories. Bad news is I can't write even one of them because of Writers Block which just WON'T leave me.

Another good news is I have many animes I want to watch and another bad news is that I have no time...

Okay, my horrible love life and super busy social life aside, let's get on to today's topic.

25. The rich jerk cliches.

We've all seen them. Those guys who seem to have twenty thousand Range Rovers and hundreds private jets, yachts, villas even palaces without working even the tiniest bit and are always spending it on blonde (again, hair racism) sluts.

And to whom are they attracted to the most?

Those girls that are literary throwing themselves at them?

Oh no, of course not. It's that one and only girl, the girl with the thick rimmed glasses, loose sweatpants and unruly hair that doesn't give a fuck about them.

She somehow has bipolar - sorry, tripolar, maybe even more - personality. It allows her to be shy, introverted, nerdy, sassy and sarcastic all in one. Because why the hell not. It's fiction, dude and dudettes.

They meet in various and the most surprising ways.

Maybe some goons are chasing the girl and the guy saves her. Because, yup, apparently multimillionaires love taking a walk through downtown alleys.

Or maybe she's his secretary. (Of course. Why am I not surprised?)

Or maybe he just randomly walked into a cafe one day and her innocent, angelic face along with her coffee making style that no one else noticed before him made him just grab her and take off. Who gave a fuck about laws?

*cough* Did anyone notice what story I just implied? *cough*

Anyways thanks everyone for 4K reads! On that note, my awards competition is running really great! I have over 700 books participating and only six days till entries close up so if any of you want to participate, you're most welcomed to!

Bye bye! This is it for now! Sorry, I know it's short!

- Zarin (I always sign it in case you forget 😂)