Highest ranked #3 in random? Oh, wow, why is this shit so famous? I mean, there are definitely better things you could do and read, but you're instead choosing to gossip and giggle about the shit random people you don't know write about?

Welcome to the club then. Here's your application.

Cover made by sereneur
First published: December, 2016
Re-published: July, 2019

Before you start, please remember I'm just having fun! If you want to be rude or disrespectful, please leave. I'm not forcing you to read this. I don't have anything against these cliches, in fact I'm also using some of these in my own books!

Glad we cleared that up! Enjoy <3

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If I got a coin every time I saw a billionaire story on Wattpad, I'd turn into a billionaire!

*I'm the Billionaire's maid, I'm the billionaire's mistress, I'm the billionaire's housekeeper, I'm the billionaire's babysitter*

Okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the picture. And every freaking one of them have over 1M reads - something that some passionate writers can only dream of. Granted, that maybe some of them have highly educational facts and morals and some shabadabadoo like that (I doubt it) but still, you could have been a little more creative with the title at least?

How the stories go:

Chapter One: Meeting him.

Chapter Two: He hates her.

Chapter Three: He has a Mercedes, a private jet and a private satellite too, cause why the hell not?

Chapter Four: He's growling at some poor dude to not touch his girl (who he supposedly hated two chapters ago) and then they have a kabedon (Congratulations to you if you understand what kabedon actually means. If not, it's actually the thing they do when the guy traps the girl against an wall and goes 'BAM')

Chapter Five: They get married. They have kids. The end.

It's literally the exact plot outline over ten thousand, maybe even millions, of stories have on Wattpad. And it's amazing how famous each of them are.

Like, why? How? What? Why?

Also, I'll never understand how they are able to drag on the story for 99+ chapters. What do they even talk about? The guy getting pregnant and the girl wondering who the mother is? Well, wouldn't I love to read that though.

I get it. America's rich, but is there really thousands of billionaires and millionaires lurking in every fifty stories tall tower and waiting to pounce on their poor female secretary?

What is he, a vampire?
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Please don't start with Edward Cullen by the way. Just don't.

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- Zarin