Last time

Anbu captain: the interim Hokage, would like a word with the 4 of you

Naruto "....so much for a happy ending"

Now

*We see the 3 of them waiting outside the Hokage door. Kenshin was calm, since he knew Naruto was preparing to talk no Jutsu, there way out of the situation, like he always does. And Shizune, was just concern of the well being of Tsunade, since they've been waiting for her to join them, 3 hours ago*

Kenshin:did I mention, that Zheng shi found a small island, that she's claiming for herself?

Naruto;no kidding? Wonder if it was really abandoned, or if she had to fight somebody to get it

*Naruto said with a small smirk, wondering about all the adventure the self proclaimed future queen of the pirates, has gotten herself into*

Kenshin:guess, we'll have to ask her. I'll go over there, with my master. She told him, it would be the perfect way to train

Naruto:hm, I wish you luck, I'm certain you'll become stronger my friend

*Naruto said honestly, while at the back of his mind, he was thinking of a way to become stronger, then He already is. He knew the route of the ronin, meant that he'll be weaker then his peers, at least physically, but Naruto wasn't satisfied, with staying stagnant. The two of them kept having small conversations, even including shizune every now and then, till finally after 45 more minutes, Tsunade was being wheeled do them, with Kushina being the one wheeling her. Both of them glaring at Naruto, more specifically at the necklace, that's as back around his neck. The door opened and the interim Hokage's assistant walked up to them*

Izumi:the Hokage Will see you now. Oh! Your N, Itachi told me about you

Naruto:lovely to meet you dear, but I'm pretty sure your on office hours, so now is not the appropriate time, to gossip

*Naruto said with a small wink, a small blush of embarrassment grew on izumi's face walking inside, Naruto got up and walked inside, with Kenshin and the rest following him, there they saw, something that's making the second Hokage roll in his grave, and cry in the afterlife. An Uchiha using the Hokage robes*

Meanwhile in the pure lands

Tobirama:let me go!! I'm gonna wipe that smug look off his face!!

*Tobirama yelled, being hold back by his brother, mito Uzumaki, and even the Shinigami, and they were struggling to hold him back, with how angry he was, as in front of him, Madara Uchiha had a "Itachi 5th Hokage" t-shirt with a little drawing of Itachi's face, in the Hokage mountain, and drinking from a "Uchiha for Hokage" mug. Making a deliberate effort to slurp his drink as loud as possible, while never breaking eye contact from the racist, younger brother, of his best friend*

Madara:release him, I'll even let him get a free punch in, it's not gonna change the fact, that an UCHIHA is finally gonna be Hokage. And would you look at that, your two students, who are on the council, were kneeling in front of him. Oh this is the best day~

Back to the world of the living

Itachi:N, K, Shizune, and Tsunade Senju. You 4 are being charged, with disturbing the peace, fighting in public, and destruction of property. How do you all individually plea? Let's start with you N

Naruto:thank you, Hokage. I'll speak on behave of myself, and my friend K. We were walking around the village, completely just stretching our legs, when suddenly, someone tried to poison me with a senbon. These two Shinobi of yours, attacked us first. We simply defended ourselves, I mean what would you have us do? Let them kick our ass, and steal from us?

*Naruto said, calmly, since he knew he had the truth on his side, Itachi looked at Tsunade for her side of the story, and to her credit, she admitted that Naruto's version of events, were truthful*

Tsunade:while I'm not gonna say that I didn't initiate the fight, I had good reason for it, this filth stole something of mine!

Itachi:N, would you like to defend yourself?

*Itachi said, knowing that N isn't a thief, he's got a pole stuck in his ass, but he's not a thief*

Naruto:gladly, you see I was hired, to make Tsunade pay up, one of the MANY debts that she owes, around the elemental nations. The way I did that, was through playing her, at her own game. I gambled to pay the debt, for her, if I lost. And then kept doubling the amount, whenever she lost. It got to the point, that I won, this necklace around my neck. Tell me, how is that stealing? It's not my fault the woman has such bad luck, she's known the legendary sucker for a reason

Kushina:......

*The glare, she had for N was now being directed at Tsunade, since it's way more believable that she lost the necklace gambling, then someone having the stones to steal from the strength of the saninn*

Tsunade: I wouldn't have lost, if he would've played fair, and Yes I know that makes me, sound like a little child, but I swear that he cheated. Even with my horrible luck, and I'll admit that it's bad, but even with my horrible luck, I should've been able to win at least once

*Tsunade said, and then proceeded to explain in great detail, all the games they played, and how she lost every. single. time. Itachi then looked at Naruto, who was still completely calm, over the accusations*

Itachi:Naruto, how do you respond to this accusation?

Naruto:.... That nothing in life is decided by chance alone. Rules, statistics, emotional states. Any number of invisible factors, can combine to produce, an unpredictable but inevitable result. So the Victor's decided, before the game even begins. Luck isn't a thing. For example, Tsunade, as a gambling woman you must know this, what's the probability of drawing the ace of spades from a deck, with no jokers ?

*Naruto asked, tsunade squinted her one good eye, at Naruto. Wondering where he was going with this, but played along*

Tsunade:it's 1 in 52, isn't it?

Naruto:normally yes. But what if it's a brand new deck? The positions of the cards in a new deck, are typically identical. So that means if you take out the jokers and draw the card at the very bottom, it's the ace of spades. Almost 100% of the time

*Naruto said, and tsunade eyes widen a little, and then squinted a whole lot, looking at this man from another village*

Shizune:wait a minute.

Naruto:huh? Oh that's Right, I didn't say a word, about it being a new deck, did I? Rather you didn't ask

*Naruto said, giving Tsunade a moment to think back, at all the many times she's gambled over the last decades, from the very first time he did with the 1st Hokage, who yes always beat her too*

Naruto:you see, being in the know, gives you the Power, to turn thr probability of winning from 1.92% to 100% the more knowledgeable party, will be the inevitable victor. This is why Tsunade kept losing to me, and to every casino really, over and over again. Because I made sure I had more knowledge then her, for example when she wanted to see if the next person who walked down an alleyway was a man or a woman, I won because of this

*Naruto bite down on his thumb and threw blood into the air*

Naruto:summoning Jutsu!

*The butterflies appeared, landing around him. Nobody there needed it spelled out to them, Naruto won that game, by having the butterflies tell him, what the gender would be and it wasn't cheating, since they didn't make a rule against it*

Naruto:you know what they say, only an idiot, starts a fight he can't win, in this case, a fight SHE can't win

Tsunade:why you Little....

*If Tsunade wasn't bound to the wheel chair, she would make a move on Naruto. But a raised hand from Itachi, silenced even her verbal attack*

Itachi:I see, N as the Hokage, I apologize for the slander you've been subjected to, you indeed won that necklace, completely fairly, if not a little underhanded, but still it belongs to you now. As for you tsunde, this is a gave offense, you attacked a civilian, from a different country, slandered him, and caused an outrage to some of the most powerful people of this village, to go against this one person. Such actions cannot and will not, go unpunished. N as the victim of the crime, your entitled, ask something you desire, from the Senju estate, and I'll do my best to give it to you

Naruto:.....this has more to do, with the fact that you don't want and international incident, against iron country isn't it?

*Naruto said with a bit of a chuckle, since all it would take is one letter, and the emperor would be here, since it doesn't matter who it is, the emperor will go to war, just to protect 1 person from iron country. Itachi just gave, the Uchiha signature "hm". Naruto closed his eyes and thought about if for a moment, before something he wanted came up*

Scene change

With Sakura and Hinata

*They made it back to there apartment complex and were shocked seeing the landlord changing the locks. Sakura grew angry, throwing her new clothes on the floor, and stomping towards him*

Sakura:what do you think your doing?! We just paid for the month!!

Handa: your roommate said, your moving, he already has the deposit, and your shit moved. Here, he told me to give you the location

*The fat man said, giving Sakura a paper with the new location. Sakura looked at Hinata, confused, as if she knew, but she was just as confused as Sakura. With no other option, Sakura grabbed her new clothes, and walked to the location on the paper, with Hinata. They were confused, since they left the red light district, where the lower class lives, and straight into the clan district where the higher class like the hyuga clan lives. Sakura kept glancing at Hinata, to make sure she was ok, but she didn't show anything wrong with her, they made it to the location, and looked up at the huge house that you can only afford if your a Konoha elder. So to say they were confused, was a vast understatement*

Naruto:ah! Your here, come come, we're still deciding who gets what room

Sakura:.....N....what the fuck? What the fuck? And again I must ask, what in the actual fuck?

*Sakura said shocked which made Naruto snicker, he walked up to her and helped her with the bags, while in the background Kenshin was doing the same thing, for Hinata*

Naruto: you know I'm sure the snake is gonna have the same reaction, when I write her about this. But as for the what the fuck, it's a long story, but the gist of it. welcome to your new house a 8 bedroom, 6 bathroom, with 4 of those being inside the bedroom, newly renovated kitchen, and a large backyard, you should see it, it's beautiful, perfect place to do some training and meditation. Oh and the sugar on the tea, it's completely paid for, you and Hinata won't have to pay for rent, water, gas, light, nothing.

*Naruto said with a ever growing grin, seeing Sakura's ever growing shocked expression. She gave a slow look at Naruto and that big charming smile"

Sakura:what. The. Fuck.

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