Me: Welcome to-

Clem: What is this?! Who are you?! *Pulls out gun*

Me: Let me finish, Clem.

Clem: How do you know my name?!

Me: I can't be bothered explaining now so for now. MAgiC!

Everyone but me: o.o

Me: Ahem. Welcome to The Walking Dead - a new frontier ask or dare :D

Gabe: Bit of a mouthful...

Javi: Maybe just torture?

Me: Nah.

Gabe: Nobody asked you, Javi.

Me: (To audience) Yeeahh I chose for Clem to be betrayed by Javi. For SHIPPING! (Out of soliloquy) Well whatever. ASK AND DARE ALL OF THE SEASON 3 CHARACTERS! INCLUDING DAVID! But no new frontier because they're buttfaces and I would end up killing them all off before one chapter ends.

Conrad: But Clem is one of them!

Me: *Pulls out baseball bat* NOT. *Hits Conrad in the stomache* ANYMORE. *And again* YOU IDIOT! *And again*

Conrad: *Falls over winded*

Me: Okay so whilst we make sure Conrad doesn't die, you leave some asks or dares below! :D