Emma: Hello hello hello!

Hercules: Uh, hi?

Emma: Hi Hercules, how are you?

H: I'm fine but what is this?

E: Oh, its an interview for my readers.

H: Right, so what do they want to know?

E: What happened to John?

H: Well ok he's-

E: DON'T TELL THEM! I LIKE SUSPENSE!

H: *Looks like he's about to cry*

E: NO NONVERBAL QUES OR I'll interview someone else!

H: Fine.

E: So, how's Lafayette?

H: Uh, why?

E: This is a way of procrastination.

H: GO WRITE WHAT HAPPENS TO MY SHIP!

E: Jesus Christ I'm going!