Before we start i just played hades and gotta say dusa is best girl

Last time

:D

Now also izumei fluff chapter

*we see izuku and mei in a jail cell on the police station

(Like that)

why are they there you may ask*

Flashback

*mei bitting her lips as they make out izuku bites on mei's lower lips mei moans softly as she opens her mouth izuku puts his tongue inside her mouth and started fighting for dominance with izuku winning izuku removes mei's shirt and starts sucking on her tits as mei moans as she starts pulling down izuku's pants when they here a nock on the door they both groan and look up and go pale when they see a cop*

Present

Cop:izuku and mei your free to go your family payed your bail

*they both go out and see 2 very angry woman chiyo and emi and 4 very proud men nezu,torino,shota and shinso*

Chiyo:before i get mad i just want to ask who's idea was it

Mei:izuku

*mei waa smirking while izuku faces quickly contorts into one of betrayl*

Izuku:i can explain...

Chiyo:Boy...start running

*chiyo had her cane in her hand hitting it at her palm izuku gulped snd started running*

Izuku:help she's crazy!

Chiyo:what!

*izuku jumps out of the way one second later chiyo hits the ground cracking it*

Chiyo:we're

*chiyo hits again izuku dodges and chiyo's cane made contact with a landpost bending it in half*

Chiyo:you!

*izuku trips and falls on the ground he tries to escape but it was too late*

Chiyo:thinking?!

*chiyo hits izuku with her cane with so much strength to out all might to shame chiyo kisses his forhead healing him*

Izuku:ow...so much ow...

Torino:now now there teenagers its only natural they do this

Shota:he's right and...

Chiyo & emi:shut up or your sleeping on the couch

Torino:kid your grounded

Shota:im so disapointed in you

*izuku smirked*

Izuku:if you are so disappointed in me why pray tell are you smiling?

*shota could feel his wife glare on the back of his head he started sweating*

Shota:don't talk back now lets go you got school tomorrow

*they all noded and went home with chiyo lecturing them both and teen pregnancy sexually transmitted  diseases etc while torino had to fight not to smile proudly at his grandchild or smirk looking at there faces as his wife told them about std over all not a fun car ride for the kids*

Next morning

*we see izuku reading the news paper about stain latest kill izuku chuckled looking at the body it was funny for izuku having a sick sense of humor mei comes out of the kitchen*

Mei:morning love

*mei sounded British this morning izuku decided to play along mei was half British every time she wanted him to do something she would use that voice*

Izu:hello love

Mei:I made a pot of kool aid

*izuku puta the news paper down and looks at mei*

Izuku:you don't make a pot of kool aid

Mei:well i did

Izuku:is it hot?

Mei:maybe maybe not

Izuku:it's hot isn't

Mei:yeah!

*mei was clearly exired*

Izuku:hot kool aid

Mei:i could put some ice in it if you like

Izuku:no no im not thirsty

Mei:honey

*mei starts giving izuku puppy eyes izuku gets a tick mark*

Izuku:im not gonna drink it

*mei whispers in izuku'ear*

Mei:i made this for u

Izuku:no

*izuku had a serious face as he goes back to reading the newspaper*

Mei:DRINK IT!

Izuku:no!

*izuku buried his head on the newspaper*

Mei:i want you to drink this

Izuku:in not drinking it!

Mei:drink this right now or ill pour it on the floor and ill blame it on you!

*izuku looked at mei with an annoyed look but smirking*

Izuku:oh yeah real mature

Mei:I MADE THIS FOR U!

izuku:now why don't you grow up

Mei:I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!

Izuku:well im not gonna drink it

Mei:I HATE YOU!!

Izuku:that's all i ever hear anymore honey try this honey try that remember that what was it cinnamon toast and aaaah what was it

Mei:mayonnaise

Izuku:mayonnaise!

Mei:it was a good idea

*Izuku slightly slams his hand on the table*

Izuku:you didn't make a single pound!

Mei:i made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise

Izuku:oh don't forget rocky road tabasco right?

Mei;yeah

Izuku:what was that 3 hospitalized about 3 woman hospitalized

Mei;YOU DRINK THIS RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

Izuku:drink your own hot kool aid!

Mei:there so much left of it! What am I gonna do with all this hot kool aid?

Izuku:DRINK IT!

mei:NO!!!!!

Izuku:YES!!

Mei:NOOO!!!

*mei sits next to izuku glaring at him as izuku looks at the newspaper trying not to laugh*

Mei:honey

Izuku:yes

Mei:please...drink.My.Hot.Kool.Aid

*slides a glass of hot kool aid at izuku, izuku sighs*

Izuku;ok

*mei smiles*

Izuku:ok

*izuku drinks mei's Hot kool aid with mei watching him izuku puts the glass down and sighs*

Izuku:that's pretty good...yeah i like that

Chiyo:what the hell is all this noise

*chiyo torino and eri walk down eri hugs izuku and sit on his lap happy his real daddy is back since she knows when izuku is in control and when G is in control*

Torino:what is that?

*torino points to the pot of hot kool aid mei smirks*

Mei:.  .  .i made a pot of hot kool aid

To be continued...