One Day...

Bay Ley was Walking to the Lair when she was Stopped by Sonya.

Sonya: Name?

Bay Ley: Come on you seriously want to do this joke again?

Sonya: NAME?

Bay Ley: IT'S MOTHER FUCKING BAY LEY!!!

Sonya: sorry but "Mother Fucking Bay Ley" isn't on the list.

Bay Ley:....... My Name Is BAY LEY!!

Sonya: Ohh that's better okay go ahead.

Bay Ley: Thank you!!

She opens the door.

Bay Ley: Oh uhh before I go in, You, Go out, Learn some English and Get your Pussy Fucked!!

She walks in and Slams the door.

She walks in the main room and sees The rest of the Villains laying down in absolute boredom.

Bay Ley: Uhhhh what's going on here.

Shane: Hey Bay Ley.

Bay Ley: HOLY SHIT!!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY EARLY?!?!? Holy Damn Today is full of surprises. Hey, where's that Guy that usually announces you?

Shane: I gave him the day off, today really is that boring.

MrRollins2: With you it's always boring.

Shane: hey Fuck You I'm the best in the world. I don't need your shit.

AJ: Shane you legit stole that from punk.

Narrator: Actually more accurately, Stole it from Bryan Danielson.

Fun Fact: "Best in The World" was Bryan Danielson in ROH, Then Jericho, Then Punk, and Then McMahon.

Alexa: Doesn't Matter to me, because the best guy in the world is right here.

She walks Towards AJ and stays with him.

Bay Ley: I Take ONE day off and THIS happens. Come on guys, let's go Rob some banks, Steal some Food, Cut a guy's Dick off. SOMETHING?!?

Villains all groan.

Dolph: Break Nicole Out of prison?

Everyone: NO!!!!!

Bay Ley: wait, what ARE you doing here Dolph?

Dolph: Comic relief.

Carmella: I have an idea. Let's throw a party.

MrRollins2: Why? So you can get some free Dick? Or is that not your character anymore?

Carmella: How dare you!

MrRollins2: oh please you're CLEARLY asking for some dumb thug to Fuck you senseless.

AJ: actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's have a party.

Bay Ley: We're Villains and this place is Our LAIR!! If we accidentally invite a cop here, we're all fucked.

Shane: Don't worry, I have guards.

The Camera cuts to out front

Bay Ley: THE REVIVAL?!?!? THESE are your guards!?!?

Shane: yes Bay Ley, these are my guards.

Bay Ley: well, it does beat having to hear Sonya ask for my name when she knows it's FUCKING BAY LEY!!!!

AJ: okay Easy Bay Ley, let's just invite some friends over.

Bay Ley: Fine. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

The Party....

Everyone was Partying and Drinking and dancing.

Kevin: Sami, Sami, Sami. You Really, REALLY shouldn't have invited me here.

Sami: Why Not?

Greg: Introducing... The BEST in the WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Kevin: THAT'S WHY!!!

Greg: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDD!! SHAAAAAAANE MCMAAAAAHHHHON!!!!

Shane goes on The stage and grabs a mic.

Shane: What's up Villains!

Kevin: BOO!!

Shane: ............

He Throws a TRUCK at Kevin.

Shane: Thank you all for coming to this party. Now who's ready to party like there's no tomorrow?!?

Everyone: *Cheers*

BOOM!!!



The police car Jumps through the Wall and lands on the ground.

MrRollins2: Ahh shit. Not again.

Randy and Riddle Jump out.

Randy: We heard a noise complaint and- HEY!

Kevin: ......SSSSAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!

Riddle: Let's arrest them.

SLICE!!!

Bay Ley Jams an Axe in Riddle.

Bay Ley: Get..... Out!

The cops leave.

MrRollins2: Well, That was.... Strange. Wanna keep partying?

Villains: YEP!!!

The End

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