Not really a rant
I like this contest

But I ain't gonna join because TWILIGHT

I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH TWILIGHT.

FOR ONE THING, MY TWIHARD FRIEND (OVERDRAMATIC QUEEN, BTW, SHE TOLD ME SHE ONCE HAS THAT GIRLS MONTHLY THING FOR 6 MONTHS WHEN SHE WAS 12 AND GOT DRUNK ONCE, EVEN IF HER MOM IS HELLA STRICT I'VE MET HER MOM, AND SHE'S HELLA STRICT LIKE BI*CH I KNOW YOU'RE LYING K)  SAID HARRY POTTER DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IT'S STUPID AND CHILDISH.

LIKE BI*CH YOU KNOW WHAT'S STUPID? SPARKLY VAMPIRES THAT STALK GIRLS IN THEIR SLEEP AMD ENCOURAGES GIRLS TO JUMP OVER A CLIFF.