(Merry Christmas c:)

Anna: Yo folks, Anna—on Cupid's duty— 'ere to spice up your holiday spirits.

Elsa: *nudges and whispers to Anna* Christmas Spirits.

Anna: oops, sorry, I meant Christmas Spirits, eheh.

Kristoff: *throws Jalapeno and wasabi at Anna*

Anna: uh..?

Kristoff: you said 'spice' up the Christmas spirit.

Anna: not literally, ice brain. Ugh, I'll go clean myself up.

*leaves the room*

Tanya: *knocks on door*

Eugene: who's there?

Tanya: it's Tanya.

Eugene: It's Tanya who?

Tanya: I'm not joking.

Eugene: that doesn't even make sense, you honestly suck at making jokes, Tanya.

Tanya: just let me in.

Eugene: not until I take you to a joke rehab center.

Tanya: what the hell, Flynn.

Eugene: It's Eugene  

Tanya: Alright then, 'It's Eugene'

Eugene: No, It's just Eugene, without the 'it's'

Tanya: uh, okay, 'No, It's just Eugene, without the it's' 

Jack: *pats Eugene's shoulder* dude, that was hilarious! *laughs and wipes fake tear*

Eugene: it was? Oh, I guess you can come in then *opens door*

Tanya: finally. *whispers to Jack* was my joke funny?

Jack: eh... no.

Tanya: well, you could've lied and told me it was.

Jack: fine. Hey Tanya, your joke was HI-LA-RIOUS. Haha... *whispers* it's a white lie.

Tanya: *face palms*

Eugene: wait, Jack was lying?

Tanya: No no he wasn--

Jack: uhh, yeah, I was.

Eugene: poor Tanya, I guess I'll have to take you to rehab.

Tanya: You can't be serious.

Eugene: I am.

Tanya: listen up 'No it's just Eugene without the it's' if you don't stop fooling around I will feed you with broccoli.

Jack: well, THAT was hilarious so...

Eugene: *eyes widen* not broccoli...

Tanya: don't test me, Eug--

Eugene: FINE fine, just... go inside the house.

~*~

Merida: Yo, Hic!

Hiccup: what?

Merida: *throws chicken egg*

Hiccup: *gets hit in the face* Merida, after all we've been through.

Merida: stop the drama, Hic.

Hiccup: alrighttt, wait, was I THAT obvious?

Merida: no, not really bu--

Hiccup: great. And uh... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CHICKEN EGG FOR?!

Merida: Breakfast... special christmas breakfast.

Hiccup: *murmurs* mother of Thor, I wish for Merida's sanity.

Merida: what was that, Haddock?

Hiccup: u-uh heheh, nothing, dear.

Merida: don't call me dear.

Hiccup: I won't,  I wo-- *gets hit by pie at the face*

Now.. WHAT THE HELL WAS THE PIE FOR?!

Merida: special christmas breakfast, part 2.

Hiccup: oh okay... and uh... WHERE IN THE NAME OF THOR'S MOTHER DID YOU GET THE PIE?

Thor: DON'T INSULT MY MOTHER.

Hiccup: BUT I WASN'T NOW SHOO.

Merida: baked it myself. It's specialized to make your face look extraaa handsome.

Hiccup: really? *rubs the whole pie at his face*

Merida: *face palms* wee arrogant devil.

~*~

Rapunzel: EUGENEEEEE

Eugene: WHAAAAAATT?

Rapunzel: MY HAIR IS ON FAYAR (fire)

Eugene: WHAT WHO WHEN HOW... WHAT THE HELL.

Anna: *taps mic* this nigga's one FAYAR.

Elsa: I told you to NOT say nigga.

Anna: oops... take two, This Girl is on FAYAAAA--- *gets hit by pie in the face*

Hiccup: OH SHUT UP *Gets hit by Chicken egg*

Merida: STAHP IT. YE SOUND LIKE A SLUTTY GAL.

Hiccup: did she just-- did you just--- oh no girlfriend, you don't go insulting me like that nuh uh--- *gets hit by frying pan*

Everyone except Hiccup: O.O

Hiccup: *K.O.*... oh, and btw, I was just acting... *K.O.*

Everyone else: *looks at rapunzel*

Rapunzel: ehem.. GIRL WITH BURNING HAIR OVER HERE.

Eugene: *enters room with a fire extinguisher*

Rapunzel: uhh.. Eugene? Don't you dare open that fi--

Eugene: *opens fire extinguisher*

Rapunzel: WHAT THE HELL *tries blocking the fire extinguisher*

Eugene: *closes fire extinguisher*

Rapunzel: good, Now throw that thing awa---

Eugene: *opens fire extinguisher*

Rapunzel: EUGENE WHAT IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE ARE YOU DOING?! *blocks fire extinguisher*

Eugene: *closes fire extinguisher* the fire's gon-- wait, you have a little more...

Rapunzel: Eugene... don't you even dare...

Eugene: *opens extinguisher*

Kristoff: *face palms*

~*~

Kristoff: ey! I brought carrot cake!

Anna: who freakin cares?

Elsa: Anna... I have to take you to rehab.

Anna: NOOOO... but before I try to deny, cue the music!

*music plays*

Anna: They tried tah make me go to rehab but I said no, No, NO.

Elsa: *face palms and leaves the room*

Kristoff: uh... what about chocolate cake?

Anna: yes I've been bad but when I-- CHOCOLATE.

Elsa: just a little reminder, Kristoff...

Kristoff: what?

Elsa: Anna's on her period and when she's on her period... she turns into a monster when she sees chocolate so uh... good luck!

Kristoff: WAIT WHAT?!

Anna: Anna incominggggg *charges towards Kristoff*

Kristoff: WHAAAAAAA NOOOOOO

Anna: *takes chocolate cake* whahahahah my precious. *looks at Kristoff*

Kristoff, do you like chocolate?

Kristoff: uh, yeah, I guess?

Anna: hahaha... BUT IT'S MINE. *jumps out window* (she's just at the first floor, no worries)

Kristoff: Anna! *jumps out window*

Anna: my precious chocolate cake!!

Kristoff: here, you can have it! *throws chocolate pie at Anna's face*

Anna: *licks face filled with chocolate pie* mmm... oh my thanks Kristofffff *tackles Kristoff with a hug*

Kristoff: uh... what just happened, what did I do?

Anna: Love ya!

Kristoff: guess that explains it. Love ya, too.

~*~

Jack: I think we ran out of cookies...

Elsa: oh, now I know why you're so fat.

Jack: excuse you but I am a certified walking stick.

Elsa: well, before you were but now you're a walking burrito.

Jack: both insulting and sweet.

Elsa: huh? How did that become sweet?

Jack: because burritos are sweet.

Elsa: uh, no they're not.

Jack: yes they are

Elsa: no they're not

Jack: yes they are

Elsa: no they're not

Jack: yes

Elsa: No

Jack: yes

Elsa: no

Jack: do you hate me?

Elsa: Yeah.

Jack: ouch.

Elsa: kidding.

Jack: really?

Elsa: no.

Anna: just quit it *puts up mistletoe*

Jack: *looks at mistletoe* guess you know what this means.

Elsa: on second thought, burritos are sweet.

Jack: don't change the subject.

Elsa: but but--- dang it.

(And just when we were about to fangirl...)

Eugene: *opens fire extinguisher*

-THE END-

A/N: merry christmas! Guess that this'll be my gift for you... yeah.

But wait, I have a question :3

First one to answer correctly will have this chap dedicated to them xD

Question: give me a question that starts with 'What' and the answer will always be 'No'.

Yeah... good luck! C:

And once again, merry christmas!