(Iron Spider is seen web slinging towards the Titans Tower)

Iron Spider: It's been a long time since I left the Titans. I just hope they are alright.

(As he approaches the tower, he sees a jet which seems familiar)

Iron Spider: The X-Jet? What is it doing so close to the Titans Tower?

(Iron Spider's senses are tingling)

Iron Spider: My spider sense.

(Then Iceman tries to attack Iron Spider, only for him to defend himself)

Iceman: What are you doing here, Parker?

Iron Spider: I was planning to visit the Titans.

Iceman: They're your friends?

Iron Spider: Yeah. Why ask?

Iceman: They are holding one of ours in their tower!

(Then Iron Spider blasts Iceman away)

Iron Spider: One of the X-Men is in the Tower?

Iceman: Yes.

(Iron Spider thinks for a while then offers a hand to help Iceman to get up)

(Inside the Titans Tower, Robin notices the X-Jet)

Robin: Uh-Oh... Titans! We have...

(Suddenly Wolverine comes in)

Wolverine: I was expecting a bear and I get a bird. One move and you're history!

(Wolverine shows his claws, then The other Titans come in, except for Red Beast Boy)

Nightwing: Intruders! Titans, Attack!

(Before they could make a move, the other X-Men comes in, one of them smiles in surprise)

????: The Teen Titans.

Superboy: In the flesh! Now tell us, why are you here?

(Then Red Beast Boy comes in)

Red Beast Boy: Hey, what's going on?

(Then he gets surprised and sees Wolverine with his claws)

Red Beast Boy: What the...

Nightwing: Who are you anyway?

(Then the girl in a jacket comes close to Nightwing in a flirty way)

????: My name is Rogue, darling. And despite everything, you seem cute. Maybe you can tell me your secret, huh?

(Starfire gets angry and prepares to shoot Rogue until X-23 comes in)

X-23: Father! Rogue! Stop scaring my friends!

????: There you are, Laura. We have been worried about you.

X-23: Yeah, right.

Wolverine: (sighs) I knew she was still mad...

Robin: Mad? About what?

Wolverine: (points the claws at Robin) None of your business, bub!

(Then Deadpool, Iron Spider and Iceman come in)

Deadpool: Hello there, guys. It's me. Deadpool. And what happened between Laura and the X-Men is very simple. Someone destroyed the X-Mansion and Laura was believed to have been dead.

(Wolverine gets enraged and cuts one of Deadpool's arms)

Deadpool: Did I mention that he is always like this?

(Wolverine gets even more enraged until Jean Grey uses her telepathy to calm him down)

Jean Grey: I'm sorry for Logan. He tends to be angry mostly.

Red Beast Boy: I see...

(Some minutes later)

Red Beast Boy: I really feel bad for you, Laura.

X-23: That's okay, honey.

Rogue: Honey?

X-23: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you. He is my boyfriend.

Asagi: Hey. I'm his girlfriend too!

Sakura: Me too.

Terra (Atlee): Me too!

Raven: All the girls in the team are in his harem.

Superboy: Except for Starfire. She loves Nightwing!

Iceman: I see...

(Deadpool gets shocked by knowing that Red Beast Boy has a harem full of superheroines)

Colossus: Quite unfortunate...

(Then Jean Grey, Storm, Rogue and Shadowcat look at Red Beast Boy with lust in their eyes)

Jean Grey: (in mind) No wonder he attracts so many girls...

Rogue: (in mind) He is so sexy...

Shadowcat: (in mind) I can't wait to join his harem. I want to feel him. I want his manly cock inside me.

Storm: (in mind) I know it's not right to have list over guys younger than me...but it feels so right...

(Deadpool is seen breaking the fourth wall)

Deadpool: Guess what will happen in next chapter. That's right. Mullet, wine and lots of sex.

(The screen fades out)