Chapter 1: Vault 414

Sabrina flounced around the steps leading into the huge Wizarding bank. A large group of people gathered watching her pace back and forth. The paper advertised to meet here. Were all of these people here to tour the vaults? Or maybe it was just because Sabrina stood out among the weird robed wizards and the short, grumpy goblins that ran the bank.

Sabrina clasped her hands together smiling widely.

"Before we get started!" She yelled hushing the crowd. "Did everyone pay?"

Murmurs of Yes's and No's ran through the crowd, the people anxiously anticipating their promised tour. A couple people wormed up to the front, jumping up the marble steps and handed Sabrina forms of payment-golden coins, wads of green paper, more gold coins... all went into a bag on her side.

Sabrina smiled as soon as the people had gotten back to their places.

"Also I have a confession-!"

"Wait!" Another person surged forward, a guy who had just paid her. She looked at him incredulously as he snatched the bag and went through its contents examining the gold wizarding coins. Finally he sighed with relief pulling out one specific coin and replacing it with another.

He handed the bag of money back to Sabrina, who looked just as confused the rest the people.

"It's a DA coin." He said. "You know Dumbledore's Army?"

A series of "Ohhhs", and "what's that?" jabbed at them but Sabrina only frowned.

"Okay first, if you're not part of multiple Fandoms," She pointed towards the Leaky Cauldron, "Get out."

A bunch of people shifted through the crowd, but none left. Sabrina sighed mumbling something, but brightened immediately.

"Okay my confession," She did her best to look depressed but her smile just got bigger. "I know everyone here was waiting for their tour. You were all probably excited to find what was hidden from the books. Unfortunately I'm here to inform you," She took a dramatic pause, "This was actually just a scam to get your money."

The people screamed at her. She even had to dodged a '69 Chevy Impala, that had mysteriously been thrown at her...somehow. A few curses were shot her way but they mostly hit other people in the crowd, causing more unrest as people barfed up slugs or their heads grew twice the normal size. Most called for a refund.

"Did I mention there are no refunds?" Sabrina laughed nervously diving behind a marble column as a javelin embedded itself in the pole.

"Okay! Alright! Fine! I'll take you on the stupid tour!" She yelled. "Okay? Okay."

A bunch of people randomly burst into tears.

"Why are you crying?!" She yelled them, "I said I'll take you- you're part of the TFIOS fandom aren't you?"

Sabrina groaned. "Sorry! Come on, our tour awaits." She stalked up the rest of the steps and pushed through the doors opening them with a loud bang.

She was fully aware of the twenty busy goblins glaring at her as she strutted up the isle to the pedestal. Once there, she turned flashing her crowd-wowing smile. She wasn't surprised that their exotic group had gathered most of the awareness of bank security and customers. They were loudly predicting the interiors of the vaults and most were carrying assorted weapons.

"What are you doing?!"

A goblin trotted up to Sabrina and she eyed it skeptically.

"I'm about to lead a tour."

"I'll need to see your identification."

Sabrina pursed her lips, and waved her hand slowly in front of his head.

"You don't need to see our identification." She said, a mysterious aura floating off her words.

"I don't need to see-What are you doing?! This isn't Star Wars!" He squeaked angrily, Sabrina hid a snicker behind her hand. "Now leave!"

The hall quieted to hear the rest of the conversation, and Sabrina smiled innocently.

"Or what?"

The goblin glared up at her. Sabrina smiled down at the short creature, being taller than it by at least 3 feet. His face turned a red color, he trembled with rage. Sabrina was just having doubts about her snarky comeback when pain shot up her leg.

She howled jumping around on one foot, struggling to balance whilst hugging her bruised shin. She knew she looked completely ridiculous, causing many people in the grand hall to laugh or giggle. She sent them a glare and turned back to the goblin that stood victorious in front of her.

"You win this round...".She said beady-eyed. Then her eyes widened and she let out a screech, pointing behind him.

"DRAGON!"

People in the room screamed whirling around to face the terrible fate. Many dropped to the floor as if to dodge projectiles. Half the group ran for the doors. A few curses spun out of control in the panic hitting people and objects around the room.

The Chaos would've been perfect, except it was missing one thing.

An actual Dragon.

"Wait! Calm down everyone!" The head goblin squealed. "There is no Dragon! The muggle tricked us-!"

He spun to find Sabrina, turning in a complete circle.

Little did they know, Sabrina was smiling devilishly hanging on to a speeding cart for dear life. Her eyes flamed with suppressed mirth, or maybe it was insanity, it was hard to tell with her.

"Pfft, idiots," She snickered, "I always win!"

She glanced behind her grimacing seeing as fifteen tourists caught onto her trick, holding onto the railings of the car. A high pitched girly scream echoed off the cave-like walls of the underground. Sabrina looked through the people, most looked sick and pale, if not slightly green, but one average looking boy had his grip the railing tight his knuckles were white and his head tilted back, a long unending scream wailing from his throat.

"Isn't breathing a necessity for life?!" Someone in the group yelled balancing dangerously with hand on the railing, like a life line, and the other covering his ears, kinda.

Sabrina struggled around finding a control panel or something to control the cart. She pressed the buttons, blinking on and off the lights, spinning the cart around so they were moving backwards, and shooting star spangled circular shields out of the sides, many of which ricocheted off the rock walls and nearly decapitated half people.

Finally Sabrina grabbed hold of a lever mounted to the floor and yanked it hard. A terrible screeching engulfed the cart, drowning out the previous screaming. Without warning the cart jammed to a stop sending Sabrina very nearly toppling over the edge, if wasn't for the control panel. She massaged the area of her stomach she'd slammed in wincing in pain, stumbling to the nearest vault. She looked away as a pale kid throw up over the edge, ironically splattering on another vault tenders car.

"Sorry!" He yelled after them.

"Okay," Sabrina moaned after catching her breath. She was relieved that most of the tourists were too sick to be angry with her at the second. "Let's just start here, Vault 414? What do you think is in it?"

She pulled a chain of jingling keys from her pocket.

"Gandalf's Staff!" "A room of books and architecture!" "Muggle items!" "Money!" "The X-Men original costumes!" "Tardis!"

Sabrina smiled, putting a key in the lock carefully. A few people close to her nervously stepped back. "Don't worry their enchanted to get into anywhere!" She explained.

"Where'd you get them?"

"That's classified." Sabrina snapped. Just as quickly as it came the anger dispersed, and was replaced by eagerness.

"Okay what's in this vault?!" She flicked the key and the door opened with a series of official clicks and clacks. The group nestled closer trying to peer inside. The door pulled away and revealed....

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"Are those Cheese balls?!" Sabrina cried. She shrugged popping open the container of the store bought cheesy snack. "Well that was anticlimactic."

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Ta-Da! Okay at the end of every chapter I'll put this: WDYWN?

It means, What Do You Want Next?

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