11/28/2022

Alright, so...

It may or may not have been a hot minute.

BUT.

I'm back~

And I've got some resolve to try and actually make chapters in this book.

As you may already know, I am currently reading the first Artemis Fowl book. I was worried about what I would do once I had finished reading it, because I did not have the rest of the series yet. But then I actually got the rest of the series, so that problem (one that has not occurred yet) has been solved.

I have only made chapters in this book for the first two chapters of the first book. If you don't know already, what I do is basically read one chapter, and then write a chapter about it in this fandom book and post it, then move on to the next chapter of the story and so on and so forth.

Now, I will be posting more chapters in accordance to when I read them, but before I do that, I wanted to do something fun, just to get me back into the swing of things.

And I thought to myself, "What better way to do that than making another incorrect quotes chapter?"

If you're wondering why, it's because it's something I can do like right now, and one of my most favorite types of chapters in this book are the incorrect quotes.

Here are the incorrect quotes generators I used:

1.) https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

2.) https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

3.) https://codebeautify.org/incorrect-quotes-generator

4.) Tumblr

5.) Some movies and T.V. shows I've seen

6.) Me

And yes, I have tweaked some quotes to better suit the scenario.

Now, without further ado, enjoy a new batch of Artemis Fowl incorrect quotes~

Artemis: I have seen a lot of murders in my time and all six of them occurred today.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Artemis: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I have met.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Y/N: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Person D?

Artemis: No.

Y/N: I think I speak for Person D when I say it sounds really super.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Holly: Are you busy?

Artemis: Yes.

Holly: Cool, listen to this.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Minerva: Artemis, I know you love Y/N. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Minerva: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Holly: I think Mulch is in trouble.

Artemis: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Y/N: Can you keep a secret?

Artemis: Do you know anything about my life?

Y/N: No I do not. Good point.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Beckett: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Myles: Neither.

Myles: Because it's twelve.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Y/N: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Beckett: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Joyce: I ate it too.

Beckett: See?

Y/N: On purpose...

Artemis and Myles: What?

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Artemis: Someone will die.

Y/N: Of fun!

Source: Wednesday (The T.V. series)

Minerva: Why is that person glaring at you?

Y/N: Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They didn't know how to respond, so they've just been scowling at me from a distance ever since.

Minerva: ...Shall we make an overly dramatic exit?

Y/N: Nothing would please me more~

Source: Tumblr

Artemis, mumbling: This cupcake is...spicy? It's supposed to be sweet, and it's not even fully baked.

Artemis: If I had to rate this, I would give it three-

Beckett: I baked it myself!

Artemis: -out of three stars. Child of man, this is the best cupcake I've ever had.

Source: Tumblr

Y/N, to Artemis: I love you, but you are the most emotionally ill-equipped individual in the history of relationships-

Source: Tumblr

Y/N: That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record!?

Artemis: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

Source: Wednesday (The T.V. series)

Y/N, telling a life story: So, I asked myself, WWAD?

Holly: What does WWAD stand for?

Y/N: What Would Artemis Do?

Source: Wednesday (The T.V. Series) + My Mind

Holly, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Elle, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Y/N, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.

Artemis, trembling: What are we playing?

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

T/A: Alcoholic beverage and a cigarette

Minerva: You know those things will kill you, right?

Mulch, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Holly, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Y/N: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Y/N: Where's Juliet, Beckett, and Myles?

Artemis: They're playing hide and seek.

Y/N: Where?

Artemis:

Artemis: I don't think you know how this game works.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Beckett: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Artemis: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Y/N: Three of us saw it, Artemis. How do you explain that?

Artemis: *Points at Holly* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Y/N* Paranoia. *Points at Orion* Delusional personality disorder.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Beckett: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Y/N: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Myles: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Beckett: What was the color called before then?

Y/N: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Artemis: I find emotions to be rather difficult to work with.

Y/N: Sounds like a skill issue.

Source: My mind

Y/N: So, have you told your parents you're not gay?

Artemis: I get the feeling that no matter how I answer that question, it's ultimately a trap-

Source: My Friend and My Mind

Y/N: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Artemis: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Y/N: One of them punched a gang member.

Artemis: Holly?

Y/N: Juliet, actually.

Artemis: Oh, that was going to be my second guess actually.

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Y/N: *Gasp*

Artemis: What?

Y/N: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Artemis: *Inhales*

Butler, in another room with Juliet: Why can I hear screeching?

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

Juliet: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Holly: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Mulch: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Y/N: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

Artemis:

Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator

I hope that you all enjoyed this new batch of quotes! Just like every past incorrect quotes chapter, there are a total of 25 quotes in this chapter.

Also, I feel like I either make Y/N seem too silly or too sarcastic. Like, there's no in-between.

And if anyone's wondering who Joyce and Elle (in two of the quotes) are, they're just fellow Artemis appreciators. No need to be (possibly) confused.

- Vera Lisle