01/18/2022

*Sings* I'm back!

And my eccentricity knows no limits. Why? Simple. I have racked the internet for incorrect quotes and now I can't stop applying them to every fandom I am a part of.

Once again, I'd like to mention that unless stated otherwise, most of these incorrect quotes were not generated by yours truly. I did use an incorrect quotes generator this time as well, and if you are interested in trying it for yourself, here is the link: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

 Also, I took quite the bit of liberty in changing many of the quotes to better suit the fandom!

Oh, and before I forget, there are a few (around 3) quotes which feature joycethebooklover and phenomenxll-. So, if you are not sure if you had seen those names before or not, just know that they may be a dedicated quote.

Without further ado, let's get started shall we?

Y/N: Artemis isn't the problem, I'm sure of it.

Holly: When are you going to get it?

Holly: Artemis is ALWAYS the problem.

Source: The internet

Y/N: What would you like for your birthday?

Artemis: I do not require anything from yo-

Y/N: Just answer the damn question.

Artemis: Fine.

Artemis: 4,000,000,000 euros.

Y/N: But I can't-

Artemis: I said I want 4,000,000,000 euros.

Source: The internet

Artemis: You are the love of my life, my best friend, my partner in crime...and I would do anything for you.

Y/N: I want you to eat three meals a day, get proper rest at proper times, and rely on the people who care about you more.

Artemis: Absolutely not.

Source: The internet

Y/N, banging on the door: Artemis! Open Up!

Artemis: Well, it all started when I was a child...

Holly: No, they meant-

Butler: Let him finish.

Source: The internet

Artemis: I once quoted a vine in front of Y/N.

Artemis: No one will believe them and they live in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.

Artemis: It's delightful.

Source: The internet

Holly: What is the hardest thing to say?

Minerva: I was wrong.

Y/N: I am sorry.

Artemis: It was my fault.

Beckett: Hmm...

Beckett: Worcestershire sauce.

Source: The internet

Y/N: That's it! You're all grounded! No adventures for anyone! Beckett, no fighting for you! Myles, no stealing for you! And Artemis...oh my god, is there anything you even love?

Artemis: Revenge.

Y/N: No vengeance for you.

Artemis: I was going to say "I'll get you for this, but I suppose that is now off the table." *grumbles*

Source: The internet

Artemis: Beckett, let me see what you have!

Beckett joyously running past: A KNIFE! :D

Artemis, now running after the tiny murder child: NO!!!!

Myles, bored as hell: *Rolls his eyes*

Y/N watching concerned: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

Source: The internet

Butler: How would you like your coffee?

Artemis: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Butler: One glass of milk coming right up.

Source: The internet

Holly: Truth or dare?

Y/N: Dare.

Holly: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Y/N: Hey Minerva?

Minerva, blushing: Yeah?

Y/N: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Artemis.

Source: The internet

Y/N: *Kneels next to Artemis*

Y/N: I shall save you from this curse

Y/N: *Leans down to kiss him*

Artemis: *Opens eyes and punches Y/N*

Y/N: *Screams*

Artemis: WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING!?

Y/N: I was going to save you from the curse.

Artemis: IT'S CALLED A NAP!

Source: The internet

[Texting]

Y/N, texting: I had a crush on someone once and I didn't know how to handle it so I filled their car with heart-shaped confetti.

Artemis: ...wait

Artemis: THAT WAS YOU!?

Y/N: Shit-

Y/N: Who added you back in the group chat? They're dead.

Holly: *tip-toeing away from the room*

Source: The internet

[First episode of Artemis's cooking show]

Artemis: Today I will show you how to make a delicious meal with just one ingredient.

Artemis: A phone.

Artemis, calling a restaurant: I would like to order...

Source: The internet

Beckett: *Screaming* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!

Myles: What did you fix?

Beckett: Everything!

*Loud explosions in the background*

Beckett: ...except that.

Source: The internet

Beckett: My father and elder brother always told me to pick my battles wisely and use whatever necessary means to win.

Beckett: Well, I am full of rage and I am picking all of them.

Source: My mind

Artemis: If a villain got you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the Earth so that they could face justice.

Y/N: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Joyce, thoroughly disturbed and a little bit scared: You guys know that normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

Source: The internet

Artemis: Opal, my old arch enemy.

Y/N: ...I thought I was your arch enemy?

Artemis: I have a life outside of you Y/N.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Elle: Here's a fitness tip for you! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Y/N: Next time you're working out, do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Artemis: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't-

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Artemis: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Beckett: Put spaghetti in it.

Artemis: I am currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Myles: Put spaghetti in it.

Artemis: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Y/N: Put spaghetti in it.

Artemis:

Artemis: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Artemis: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Holly: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Minerva: I was personally created in a lab.

Y/N: I just straight up spawned, lol.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Minerva: I just ended a four year relationship.

Holly: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Minerva: Hm? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Y/N and Artemis fighting across the room*

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Myles: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Artemis: Plane tickets?

Y/N: Concert tickets?

Beckett: Movie tickets?

Myles, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Artemis: Y/N and I were crossing the street and this person drove past us and honked at us.

Holly: *Sighing* What did Y/N do?

Artemis: They chased them to the next red light, then reached in his window and...

Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel? *Grins innocently*

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Holly: What's a word that is a mix between "sad" and "mad?"

Artemis: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Y/N: Smad.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Artemis: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Y/N: We've got spring water

Artemis: NO.

Myles: With EXTRA minerals.

Beckett: It's like licking a stalagmite.

Artemis: DON'T COME HOME.

Y/N: Mmmmmm, cave water!

Once again, there were a total of 25 incorrect quotes in this chapter. I hope you all enjoyed!

- Vera Lisle