01/03/2022

First of all, yes, I had a great time in the underworld and being dead for a short amount of time, but I realized that I should probably come back and continue my work instead of procrastinating and playing cards with the Devil, so...

HERE I AM!

All jokes aside, I'm really sorry for not posting something in so long. I really need to get myself together and properly devote myself to this fandom that I love so.

I'm not sure if all of you know what incorrect quotes are, so I shall explain briefly. Incorrect quotes are a short (and I mean very short) work which includes a dialogue, and then adding characters from whatever fandom you're writing about in it. Now, the dialogue itself can be something from an already existing piece of work, or it can be created by oneself purely for that one incorrect quote work they are making.

For this chapter, I will be using a mixture of already existing incorrect quotes, quotes from a generator, and some that I have made myself. Mind you, I'm not aware of the sources of many of the quotes, so for this reason, I won't be including the source title. After using the generator, I realized that I had actually seen quite a few of them on the internet before, so I'm just putting this out there. I also have taken taken the liberty to change some small parts of some already existing quotes to better fit the ones I'm making.

Here is the link to the generator I used: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

Also, is this a good time to admit that I've never made incorrect quotes before?

Anyways, without further ado, let us begin, shall we?

Y/N: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Juliet: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Holly: Tackle him.

Minerva: Dump him.

Foaly: Kick him in the shin.

Artemis: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Source: The internet

Y/N: I have a bad feeling about this.

Artemis: What do you mean?

Y/N: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Artemis: No?

Y/N:

Y/N: That actually explains so much-

Source: The internet

Holly: Why are you laughing?

Y/N: What? I can't just be happy?

Butler: Artemis tripped and fell on the ground.

Source: The internet

Juliet: How do Y/N and Artemis get out of these messes?

Holly: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

Source: The internet

Literally anyone: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY PIMPLES AND ACNE UGH-

Artemis: What is that? A-acne? I just breathe air and wear Armani suits.

Source: The internet

Myles and Beckett: What's a thot?

Y/N: It's a thoughtful person.

*Later at the dinner table*

Artemis: Here's the salt Beckett.

Beckett: Thanks Arty, you're such a thot!

Artemis: *Spits out water*

Butler: *Facepalms*

Y/N: *Trying not to laugh*

Source: The internet

Holly: Are you in love with Y/N?

Artemis: *Sweats* ...No.

Holly: Then why did you draw "[Your first letter]+A" in hearts everywhere?

Artemis: It stands for suffering and bitterness.

Source: The internet

Y/N: I need some moral support from you.

Artemis: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Beckett: What time is it?

Y/N: I don't know, but pass me my violin and we'll find out.

Myles: *Passes the violin to Y/N*

Y/N: *Plays the instrument loudly and extremely out of tune*

Artemis: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE VIOLIN AT BLOODY TWO IN THE MORNING!?

Y/N: It's 2:00 A.M.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Y/N: What is something you're better than Artemis at?

Artemis: *Facepalms*

Holly: Mario Kart.

Beckett: Yeah, video games.

Myles: Emotional Vulnerability

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Holly: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.

Y/N: Looking right because you left.

Mulch: Looking up because you let me down.

Butler: Looking down because you messed up.

Artemis:

Artemis: What is wrong with you guys?

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Y/N: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Juliet: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Minerva: Meet in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Holly: *Cocks gun* Magic missile.

Artemis: What  is wrong with you people?

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Artemis: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Holly: ...Your what?

Artemis: My friends.

Mulch: Is he saying "friends?"

Butler: I think he was being sarcastic.

Y/N: No, no, no, this is delirium! He's finally cracked from being awake all night! Oi Arty! All your friends are here in this room!

Artemis: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, so I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Myles: Violence isn't the answer.

Beckett: You're right.

Myles: *Sighs in relief*

Beckett: Violence is the question.

Myles: Wait, what-

Beckett: *Bolting away* And the answer is yes.

Myles, running after Beckett: NO-

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Holly, smirking: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Artemis: I'm a knife.

Y/N, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Mulch: If Artemis and Minerva were drowning, who would you save?

Artemis:

Minerva:

Y/N: You two can't swim?

Mulch: It's a hypothetical question, Y/N! Now, who would you save?

Y/N: My precious time and effort.

Artemis: HEY-

Source: My mind

Beckett and Myles: Here's a fun idea! We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it!

Artemis: No.

Y/N: *Grins evilly* Mistlefoe-

Artemis with a headache: Please stop encouraging them Y/N.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Y/N: He stole from me first!

Minerva: Mhm.

Y/N: Stole my heart...

Artemis: It is still illegal to commit murder.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

*Juliet picking herself up after the fight she just fought*

Y/N: How does Juliet look?

Butler:

Artemis and Holly: A lot better than you, actually.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Artemis: Not if they consent to it.

Minerva: Depends on who you're stabbing.

Holly: YES!?

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

Y/N: I would like to say that I have great taste in men.

Y/N: But that would be a lie.

Y/N: A big fat lie.

Y/N: Because, after all...

Y/N: This would be coming from a person who fell in love with someone who refuses to wear anything else other than Armani suits when being forced to help cook in the kitchen.

Source: My mind

*Holly and Y/N babysitting Myles and Beckett*

Myles: *Screams*

Beckett: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Holly: Should we do something?

Y/N: *Sips Earl Grey from their lounge* No, I want to see who wins.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

*Y/N learning about the People and all the adventures Arty's been on*

Y/N: And Artemis dragged you two into this nonsense?

Holly: Literally.

Butler: I volunteered.

Source: National Treasure (the first movie) (Also, the only reason why I know this source is because I am a huge fan of the franchise).

Y/N: On a scale of "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do," how are you feeling?

Holly: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America," but a solid answer from me would be "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger." How about you Butler?

Butler: Probably "road work ahead."

Artemis: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them.

Source: Incorrect quotes generator

*Artemis and Y/N skipping stones together at a lake*

Artemis: Isn't the lake rather prepossessing?

Y/N, seething: *Whispers* Take that you damn lake-

Source: My mind

And that's all for now, folks! I counted, and there are 25 incorrect quotes in this chapter. I really enjoyed doing this, and I hope to do this more in the future! If you've got your own ideas for incorrect quotes, or even future chapters, please do send them my way! (GOD knows I need them-)

Apart from that, do you have a favorite quote? If so, which one?

- Vera Lisle