[Name] groaned and opened her eyes.

Last night was horrible, due to Naruto and his crying. [Name] had gotten up a total of ten times to soothe Naruto and each time she left, he started to cry again.

Sunlight shone into her eyes making her squint. [Name] sat up, well, half sat up because something was holding her down.

[Name] looked to her left, seeing a head of black hair.

Sasuke.

[Name] mentally scowled at the thought of having kids in her home. This was not how she planned on living the rest of her life. But then again, who said she had one?

"Sasuke. Get up." [Name] said, shaking Sasuke.

Sasuke let out a small moan, his grip on [Name] tightening.

She deadpanned.

Was this some kind of joke?

"Please get off, Sasuke." [Name] scowled, shaking Sasuke harder.

Sasuke awoke with wide eyes, jolting up and smacking his head against [Name]'s chin.

[Name] yelped, getting up and gripping her chin.

"Itie.." [Name] mumbled, screwing her eyes shut.

"Mommy! I-I..GOMEN'NASAI! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" Sasuke begged, tears welling up in his eyes.

[Name] stared wide-eyed at Sasuke as tears streamed down his adorable-- wait what.

[Name] sighed.

"It's alright. We're going to the Hokage's office today. Go brush your teeth." [Name] instructed and Sasuke got up, nodding at [Name] firmly before marching into the bathroom.

[Name] rolled her eyes and stalked over to her living room couch, although, it wasn't really much of a living room at all.

It was just a couch really.

Naruto was already awake and as soon as his eyes met [Name]'s, he let out a joyful squeal and a wide, toothless smile spread across his face.

[Name] had to stop herself from cuddling him to death.

She picked Naruto up and walked over to her small dining table, setting him in a chair. (Let's just pretend that Naruto doesn't shit.. or piss. No diaper changing. XD)

[Name] went back over to the couch and picked up a pillow. She walked back over to Naruto and picked him up, setting the soft pillow on the chair and setting him down on it.

Naruto let out a squeal of joy and clapped his hands.

[Name] smiled and giggled.

Sasuke soon appeared, rubbing his eyes all child-like.

[Name] walked into her kitchen and looked around, scratching her head.

"What the fuck does a baby eat?" [Name] mumbled to herself.

"What does 'f-fu-ck' mean?" A voice behind [Name] asked, causing her to jump.

"U-uh.. it's a bad word, don't say it." [Name] said quickly.

"Then why do you say it?" Sasuke asked curiously, tilting his head cutely.

"Because.. I'm an adult and you're not. Only adults can say that." [Name] replied, coming up with that shit from the top of her head.

"Oh.. Well, I'm an adult too! Fuck!" Sasuke yelled, marching out of the kitchen and to where Naruto was.

[Name]'s eyes widened.

What did she just do? Corrupt a child? The hell was wrong with her?

She shrugged and rummaged through her cabinets for food she could feed to a hungry baby and child.

[Name]'s hand bumped against something and she paused for a moment before grabbing it.

It was better than nothing.

And she was too broke to buy baby food..

•••

Two cups of hot, steamy ramen was placed onto the table.

Sasuke shouted in joy and snatched the pair of chopsticks [Name] had handed to him.

Naruto clapped his hands and flailed his arms as he reached out for his cup of ramen.

[Name] smiled, grabbing a pair of chopsticks and breaking them apart.

She slowly fed Naruto, making sure that the ramen wasn't too hot.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was shoveling ramen into in mouth, soup and noodles flying everywhere as he made a huge mess.

"Sasuke, can you not eat like.. that..?" [Name] asked Sasuke and grimaced as he accidentally knocked his cup over and spilling soup all over the table and floor.

[Name] sighed and finished feeding Naruto.

Sasuke waited patiently for [Name] to tell him what to do next, since he didn't want to make her mad like he did last night.

[Name] cleaned Naruto up and threw away the empty ramen cups before cleaning up Sasuke's mess.

She wiped his face with a paper towel and escorted him to the bathroom.

"Get ready." Was all [Name] said before she closed the bathroom door.

[Name] walked back over to Naruto, who looked like he was about to jump down from the chair.

She quickly saved him, grabbing him and cradling him in her arms.

Naruto instantly snuggled up against [Name] and fell asleep.

She sighed, before turning around just in time to see Sasuke running out of the bathroom, butt-naked.

"S-Sasuke!" [Name] exclaimed and quickly set a still sleeping Naruto down.

As soon as [Name] set Naruto down, he awoke and began crying.

Sasuke was running around [Name]'s apartment, naked and screaming.

[Name] chased Sasuke and it got to the point where he had opened the door and went on his way.

This was bad.

The Hokage was gonna get so many filed complaints about a naked child running down the street with an insane looking Joūnin that's in her pajamas chasing him.

Great.

Just great.

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Okay, so I'm scrolling through my wattpad account and see I haven't updated some of my stories in like 3+ months!!! WTF?! Am I literally that lazy?? I felt so bad so I just had to update. This chapter is short, sorry. ;-; NOT EDITED