Heya chihlds! Just a warning, my post schedule will not be scheduled, so the updates will be super random. So, sometimes I will simply post rants that I can't make into court cases because the other side has literally no supporting evidence. This is a rant. Keep in mind, I am shouting all of this, and the only reason it's not in all caps is because some parts must be shouted louder than others. Be prepared for some super weird curse word substitutes. ONWARD!!!

Probably all of you devoted Undertale fans have read at least one fanfiction where Sans is a Yandere. For y'all who don't know (I can't imagine who, on this website, wouldn't, but anyway), a Yandere literally translates to "sick lovestruck", which means a person who is so deeply in love with another that they will do anything to be with them, including, maybe, killing someone who also has a crush on them, or forcing them to be in that relationship unwillingly.

Anyway, my point is, why the snake turds do people make Sans a Yandere? What about Sans makes people think "killer" or "perv"? Honestly, I have no clue. I simply do not understand and never will understand how the heck people interpret Sans as a Yandere. For one, he's flipping lazy. If he's too lazy to even stay awake in his guard hours when he's not talking to Toriel (platonically, I might add), he's definitely too lazy to exterminate a ton of people just for having a crush on his crush. Heck, he was too lazy to keep on fighting against Frisk in Genocide after she killed his brother A.K.A. his whole world and threatened the extinction of monster and human kind. Why the hecky heck heck, then, would he suddenly get enough energy to kill not one, but lots of people, just for a crush? Well, of course, because WHY NOT???!!!! If you're gonna write a fanfic, at least make it believable of the characters, please, or else you're just wasting your time.

Also, another even more credible reason: Sans freaking cares about people. The one monster he considers himself closest to, Papyrus, he protects with everything he has in his power. He knows, in Genocide, that Frisk can continue to reset again and again, over and over, yet he's so protective of everyone that he continues to meet her, reset after reset, in an endless loop of time, so that she wouldn't be able to harm anyone else. He dies trying to kill her instead of fleeing like everyone else, he dies to protect what friends he has left, and other monsters that may even be strangers to him. Sans cares about people, and he does everything in his power to protect them, even if he doesn't know them, so WHY THE HECK would he kill people for doing something so innocent as having a FLIPPING CRUSH???!!!!!!! SUSHI IF I KNOW!!!!!!!

Every single Yandere Sans fanfiction absolutely mutilates his personality beyond even hitting the brink of his original one. No one changes that much. If you're gonna make a Yandere Sans, here's some advice: don't. All you're doing is ruining people's images of him, from a stupid fanfiction about a skeleton coincidentally also named Sans, because Sans is nothing like that, so there's no way they could be the same skeleton. Seriously, write a Yandere fanfic about anyone but Sans. How about a Mettaton Yandere? Maybe Flowey Yandere for those weird people who have a crush on Flowey (no offence to y'all who do). Possibly even a Frisk Yandere. Heck, anyone else but Sans (except maybe Paps).

So, yeah, basically, I hate Yandere Sans fanfics!

Heya guys! Wow, two chapters in two days! That's flipping rare and will probably never happen again! Anyway, please comment below on any more cases you'd like me to cover. I currently have three cases in mind, but I can't do any of them until I finish the route I'm doing, so I need ideas!!! Thanks for reading and staying with it (dunno why you are). Fairwhale!

CaptainSnarkyySnekk out!