Hello, all of my beautiful readers and followers (not all that many people)! This story is written by CaptainSnarkyySnekk, the first owner of this account. Thanks so much for reading this series of court cases for Undertale. Most of my opinions about Undertale are not very popular, so please don't be offended by them. Also, no going insane on the hate comments, I beg of you. You can absolutely put up more arguments for the other side, just don't go nuts and yell at me or anything, alrighty? Feel free to request a court case you would like me to bring up. I will mainly be covering Undertale ships, but there will be other cases. You can also comment questions about me, and I will occasionally post a chapter answering those questions.

Now, here's how things work around here:
-This will be written in story format.
-In the stories, I will be referred to as LawyerSnarkyySnekk, or LSS
-The opposing lawyer will be OL, for Opposing Lawyer (duh)
-The judge's name is Jimothy [don't judge me (get it? Ayyyyyy)]
-The Undertale characters that are the topic of discussion will be watching on from the top row
-The rest of the Undertale characters, as well as all of y'all, will be the audience
-(lol I'm rereading this a year later and OH MY GOSH ITS SO BAD AHAHAHAHA literally all of my statements contradict each other wut da heque)

Thanks so much for reading!
-CaptainSnarkyySnekk

Edit:
Hey guys it's me two years later. I just want to let y'all know that this entire book is incredibly cringe and I regret its existence. More importantly, I was incredibly homophobic two years ago before I actually started forming my own opinions, so any of my opinions against gay ships are based on homophobia and not logic. I'm sorry y'all (also I no longer ship Frans, I prefer to think of Sans as a big brother or close uncle to Frisk, but if you still ship then enjoy I guess)