A/N: Hey guys! I won't be updating anything as often, but I WILL be working on it. I will let you know, I don't really know a whole lot about Charans (Chara x Sans), and I've tried to research it but can find literally nothing on it. I'm pretty sure that, in the Charans ship, it is the genocidal Chara. I am personally pro-Chara, meaning I don't believe that she is the one who does the Forbidden Route, but I am writing this case from the POV of an anti-Chara person. Keep in mind that in ALL the other cases Chara will be good. Also, this case will be fairly short, as I have absolutely no idea why the heck people ship Charans. Lyke chihlds, WUT IZ DA POINT?! Also, random point, I just noticed how all my OPs are so not OP. Okay, enough A/N, let's cut to the sushi.

Judge Jimothy slams his gavel onto the circle, creating a loud Crack! Crack! Crack! that silences the too-loud crowd. "Order in the court! Today, the Undertale Courthouse will be faced with the question: Is Charans or Frans better? Who knows? OP, if you will?"

As OP prepares to speak, Chara yawns loudly and strokes a finger along the knife lying unsheathed on her stomach. Frisk is sitting politely and being sure not to take up too much space. Sans looks uncomfortable in between the two, trying to give each some personal space. OP finally begins. "Charans is obviously the better ship, Jimothy sir. It's adorable. It's based around forgiveness, which is a form of love. It's so cute to imagine Chara infinitely regretting killing everyone, and Sans being there to comfort her." She squeals, a strand of hair falls from her brunette ponytail into her face. Sans looks even more uncomfortable, Chara is blushing even more she normally does, and Frisk has a slight hint of anger in her eyes.

Jimothy then turns to me, rolling his eyes. "LSS, what do you have to combat this?"

I straighten my glasses and begin to speak sarcastically, my eyebrows raised. "So, basically...you ship Chara and Sans because she killed his brother? Is that what I'm hearing? Imagine if the ship did sail, not that it ever would because it's ridiculous. Imagine the two being asked how they met, and Sans could just be like, 'Oh, she murdered my beloved brother. She's a feisty one! Anyway, I killed her multiple times and she just would not die so I decided to marry her.' Romantic, is it not, that this entire relationship would revolve around that fact? The two literally tried to kill each other for hours on end, and then they fell in love? Talk about cliche, talk about stupid. No one falls in love with the murderer of their most precious person in their life unless they have some sort of mental disorder, also called Lack of Common Sense."

OP looked almost crestfallen, and her eyes had begun to water. "Um, w-well it's more than just that! They both like puns! They can share their humor, and tibia honest, there's something special in that."

My eyebrows just raised even higher, wrinkling my forehead like the aluminum foil wrapper of a bean burrito. "Okay, question, how do you know she likes puns? Where in the game did it say that she likes puns? Where does it hint to it?" Before she can answer, I carry on. "Also, that's the same argument as Soriel. You may as well ship that, because at least there's a firmer base! However, then you'd be shipping pedophilia, so... hm. Tough choice. Both are pretty crappy."

"Charans is not crappy! It's adorable! Just look at the fan art!"

I snort, taking out my phone. I already know what it contains, but to make my point... "So. In all of these they are making out. Literally every picture. Proving that there's nothing more to it. If there was something more to the ship, the fan art would have it. Any more pointless arguments?"

OP shook her head. "No, I guess not." She sighed melodramatically.

"Case closed! Frans wins!" Jimothy cracks his knuckles and stands up, leaving the podium.

"I am so glad that was finally finished. Farewell, au revoir, good riddance." Chara stands up and jumps down the rows of chairs to the bottom floor. Sans and Frisk once again glow bright with blush. Papyrus looks confused and slightly concerned, still thinking on the matter of his death. When had that happened?

Hey guys! Sorry that chapter was kinda short and crappy, I had to make up supporting evidence for the other side because I have no clue why people ship Charans. Sorry to ye Charans folk out there! Anyway, fairwhale my hatchlings! Until next time...

CaptainSnarkyySnekk out!

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