I'm going to be watching this at 3AM. It's about to drop. I'm so excited. I couldn't sleep. Except for six minutes.

Eeee less than 30 seconds.

Opening Netflix

Interesting I feel like the recap is... Something I've already seen on YouTube.

You're right Allison that wasn't a funeral.

Here we actually go bois.

Wow ear rape much buh buy moon.

Reggie?!!!

KLAUS AND BEN AHH

L I K E A FART I N THE W I N D

hehehhe KLAUS

ALLISON NO PEOPLE CAN'T HURT YOU I'M NOT GOING TO LET THEM BE RACIST ASSHOLES

Luther you sibling hoe

Wow Diego smooth

Is that JFK

Vanya!!!! Wow is that your girlfriend did she hit you with a car??

Hello Five. I've already seen this scene. It was released yesterday.

I'm Vanyaromantic now

How is this not triggering Klaus's PTSD

This song is not relaxing right now

Allison seems very sexy in this season

... Hazel.

MYYYY WAYYYYY (which emo band covered that song I swear one of them did)

NO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU... WHY TAKE AGNES SHE WAS PURE AND INNOCENT

HAZEL JUST.... DIED!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!

Five you bitch scaring that man.

Coffee.

Aliens!

OMG stalker looking at Klausy.

Luther call out much.

Eliot. That's his name.

Aw bby Diego. Lila you sound kinda bitchy.

Man I thought Lila and Diego would kiss.

Lila sits like a lesbian maybe she should get Vanya instead.

Aww friendship bracelets.

Hi Five.

Diego x JFK somebody write that.

No... Ma'am. Vanya is that what you call her in bed?

CARLLLL

Does Sissy's son have autism?

Klaus your car...

NEITHER DOES YOUR BEARD

ghost bitch

San Francisco? California?

Ben that was rude.

Smac smac smac.

I'm personally Klaus

PRETTY BOY!! Does Klaus know how to play poker? Man these are some old gay hoes. He stole a truc. I like Klaus.

ALLISON YOU BE LOOKING CUTE!!! Also is that the dude who played Famine in Good Omens? OMG YES IT IS!!!

Hello Luther.

Yes Allison. Yes.

Also idk if I can take this guy seriously after him playing Famine in Good Omens. I once watched a documentary over The Salem Witch Trials and it has the dude who played Death in Supernatural in it and I just lost it.

Sissy you seem like one of my aunts.

Diego....

M i l k.

Uh oh Diego go faster.

LILA

aOoHOaOo is what Lila says

Five you lil hoe

Also Luther what are you doing there??

Ok end of episode. Ima watch two. We're going until I get tired or my mom tells me to sleep.