HarryHasStyle: Who is CaptainDimples and y does he think he is the captain of all dimples?!

HarryHasStyle: Like excusssssssssssse motherfucker have you seen my fucking smile? It is the sun

Bottomlinson: u look like a fucking frog with u smile

HarryHasStyle: shut up. I do not

Lukesahomo: u do too

HarryHasStyle: my dimples give people life and oxygen

Captaindimples: my dimples cure cancer

HarryHasStyle: my dimples are literally little moons

CaptainDimples: my smile is bigger than your future

Bottomlinson: burnnnnnnn

Lukesahomo: ^^

Bottomlinson: Harry has proceeded to lock himself in my bathroom in anger

Bottomlinson: I'm actually pissing myself in laughter guys

ThePayneBae: are you guys not in school?

Bottomlinson: well

Bottomlinson: no

HarryHasStyle: I am willing to kill to keep my dimple status

HarryHasStyle: there can only be one

Bottomlinson: guys Harry is screeching like some wild animal thingy and I'm dying

Bottomlinson: I'm gonna pee

Lukesahomo: I can hear Lou's laughter from across the street

Lukesahomo: he sounds like a drugged up hyena omg

CaptainDimples: should I be concerned 4 my safety?

Zalik_Mayn: no. Harry may be 6ft tall but he cries at Marley and me. Ur safe.

CaptainDimples: gg. Wasn't scared anyway

HarryHasStyle: I am capable of murder Y'know

Zalik_Mayn: u said srry to a lamppost when u walked into it

HarryHasStyle: that was when I was younger

Zalik_Mayn: it was last week

HarryHasStyle: ....shut up

Bottomlinson: Lukkkkkkkkke get your ass over to my house. Door unlocked.

LukesAhomo: you gonna suck my dick Tommo?

Bottomlinson: nah ur gonna eat my ass

HarryHasStyle: can I watch?

Bottomlinson: u broke my mirror, u can fuck off

ThePayneBae: everyone in this gc needs help