HarryHasStyle: Lou kicked me out and no1 lvs me

Zalik_Mayn: aw its ok. I love u haz

HarryHasStyle: i dont want ur pity love

Zalik_Mayn: well fuck you too hoe

Cliffaconda added NiallHorny to the chat

HarryHasStyle: Louis moans like a pornstar

Cliffaconda: Ikr

Zalik_Mayn: Tru

ThePayneBae: he does

NiallHorny: agreed

HarryHasStyle: and how exactly do u no?^

NiallHorny: Walls are paper thin m8

Cliffaconda: righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

Cliffaconda: we all know that u tapped that wonderful piece of ass

ThePayneBae: and we all know that Luke has buried his face between ur cheeks Ni

NiallHorny: IM NOT GAY

Zalik_Mayn: u sucked my cock for 20 quid once

NiallHorny: sucking cock doesn't mean I'm gay

ThePayneBae: ^

Zalik_Mayn: Liam ur gayer than gay. Shut up.

HarryHasStyle: I think that title goes to Lou

Cliffaconda: nah it goes to u ^

ThePayneBae: all three of us share that title

Bottomlinson: I'm the queen tho

HarryHasStyle: how is it possible that ur texting the gc but still moaning like ur getting fucked by a unicorn

Bottomlinson: bc im awesome. That's y

Bottomlinson: btw Lukes mouth his heavenly

CaptainDimples: IKR?!?!?

CaptainDimples: IT IS LIKE MAGIC

ThePayneBae: Idk which is more a slut. Louis, Ashton or Niall

NiallHorny: well I'm not gay so dont count me in

Cliffaconda: Louis hands down

Lukesahomo: Louis' ass tastes like strawberries

HarryHasStyle: I'll keep that in mind ^

Zalik_Mayn: Ashton is a slut 2 tho

CaptainDimples: I have to agree that Louis has rode more dicks than me

Bottomlinson: Luke left me on the edge of an orgasm bc his mum found out he's not at school

Bottomlinson: who's willing to carry on where he left off?

[Guys, Writing this gives me so much entertainment like you all have no idea what I have planned]