[OH MY GOG I FORGOT TO SAY THAT WE REACHED 1K VOTES WOOOOOO PARTYYYYYYYYY. NEXT GOAL IS 500 COMMENTS]

NiallHorny: I think Ziam has stopped arguing now

Bottomlinson: y u think that?

NiallHorny: //sent attachment

NiallHorny: this is on Zayns Instagram

Bottomlinson: AFTER SEX SELFIE OH MY GIG

Bottomlinson: LUKE HE GOTTA DO THIS

LukesAHomo: on my way

Bottomlinson: not now. I'm shopping with Mikey

LukesAHomo: but I just took my pants off

LukesAHomo: my dick is ready

NiallHorny: wait. Mikey is shopping with you?

Cliffaconda: it's more like I'm being dragged around the mall by Louis and carrying his bags

Bottomlinson: u get to c me try on cute skirts tho

Cliffaconda: Tru. That's a bonus

LukesAHomo: I WANT TO SEE BUTTERCUP IN CUTE SKIRTS

Bottomlinson: look at ur snapchat

LukesAHomo: brb

BrendonMilk: did u two just walk into Ann summers Omf

Cliffaconda: r u following us?!

BrendonMilk: nah my boyfriend is dragging me in there also

Bottomlinson: u have a boyfriend wat

BrendonMilk: yh. Don't act so surprised shorty. I'm hot, of course I have a boyfriend

NiallHorny: proof

BrendonMilk: //sent attachment

BrendonMilk: OH SHIT ERONG OHOTO OH KY GOG AHHAHAHHAH

Cliffaconda: DUDE THATS YOUR FUCKING DICK

NiallHorny: impressive man

Bottomlinson: was that supposed to be like a joke. That ur boyfriend is ur dick or something

BigDickCal: legit dying

BigDickCal: I want that dick to fuck me no joke+ I'm a top

BrendonMilk: //sent attachment

BrendonMilk: that's me and my boyfriend

Bottomlinson: he's cute

Bottomlinson: do u pay him to remain ur boyfriend or something

Cliffaconda: add him to the chat

Cliffaconda: we need more ppl since everyone is getting kicked out or leaving

BrendonMilk added RyanShake to the chat

CaptainDimples: aw ur milk and he's shake and that makes milkshake Omf goals I'm dying

RyanShake: (: