Bottomlinson: we've been arrested

Zaddy: WHAT DID YOU DO

ThePayneBae: LOUIS WILLIAM

Bottomlinson: IT WASNT MY FUCKING FAULT OKAY IT WAS LUKES
ColiverSexual: I'm so dead

DaddyWalsh: my sister is gonna kill me

Bottomlinson: guys my mum doesn't even allow me to go to the fucking corner shop let alone A FUCKING GAY CLUB. SHES GONNA KILL ME NOW THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAD GOTTEN ME ARRESTDD IM DESD SO DEAD

LukesAHomo: I'm sorry...

Bottomlinson: do not talk to me

DaddyWalsh: Louis moved to the otherside of the room to get away from Luke and Luke looks like he's gonna cry

DaddyWalsh: i swear tf if i get deported I'm killing us all

DaddyWalsh: i cant go back to America everyone hates everyone and like death everywhere and wtf do they eat

LukesAHomo: wait deportation?! I CAN'T GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING SPIDERS AND ANIMAL THINGS?!

Coliversexual: we're not getting fucking deported okay

ThePayneBae: wait y were u all arrested

Bottomlinson: dont get me fucking started

DaddyWalsh: luke pulled down his pants. Showed his dick. Bouncer saw. We ran. Police were called. We all hid in an ice cream parlour. They found us. Banned frm ice cream parlour. In poilce station for indecent exposure

LukesAHomo: I'm sorry...

DaddyWalsh: i wonder if we sell luke out can we get out

BrendonMilk: guys u didnt miss anything cus the club was shit and was just filled with newly single chicks and wanted to cry to gay guys

RyanShake: like me and B walked in and got attacked by a group of girls like i screamed so loud that was so frightening

ColiverSexual: luke tried to apologise to Louis and lou threw a magazine at him

Zaddy: he's so deep in that dog house that Louis has a collar around the guys neck. Damn.