Apologies but I removed both Connor and Oliver from the chat

BigDickCal: G U Y S

BigDickCal: IM DEAD OH MY GOD

BigDickCal: FUCKING LUKE, MICKEY AND ASH LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING OHONES YOU FUCKWITS

Zaddy: Wow is Mickey Mouse in your band now?

ThePayneBae: would really make wonders for those high notes that need to be hit

Zaddy changed the group chat name to '5 seconds of Mickey Mouse'

BigDickCal: fuck off Ziam this is important and life or death shit I need to discuss

CaptainDimples: I am here talk to me

CaptainDimples: does it involve the band?

BigDickCal: YES OKAY THIS IS FUCKING HUGE FOR US I ACTUALLY SWEAR TF

Cliffaconda: HELLO I HEARD BAND TALK ANS I AMHERE

Cliffaconda: I think Luke is at Louis' atm so don't expect messages

BigDickCal: this concerns us all tho

BigDickCal: give me 5 mins I'm driving over and dragging his ass away from the bootay

RyanShake: I'm on Skype with Lou and Luke isn't there

Bottomlinson: yes he is (;

RyanShake: no he isn't

RyanShake: oh ok I c him now eating that booty

Zaddy: Louis can multitask better than most women

Bottomlinson: CALPAL WHAT IS THIS NEWS JUST TELL ME AND I CSN TELL LUKE

Bottomlinson: also if ur coming to my house bring coffee or food or both

BigDickCal: no

CaptainDimples: anxiety level though the roof wtf is the fucking news Calum

BigDickCal: O K A Y OKAY

BigDickCal: our manager called and got us this massive gig in one of the nearby clubs like not a shitty club a fucking banger bc the last group cancelled last minute and he slotted us in for NEW YEARS EVE

Cliffaconda: OH MY GOD

Bottomlinson: I TOLD LUKE AND HE SCREAMED INTO MY ASS WHY IM DEAD