Lukesahomo: someone pick me up

BigDickCal: You just woke me up. Thanks.

LukesAHomo: ur welcome. How come pick me up and take me to school

BigDickCal: take urself to school. You live like a mile away. Walk it u baby giraffe

Clifaconda: 'Baby Giraffe'

Bottomlinson: he literally is a Giraffe tho

Bottomlinson: also Cal if ur gonna pick up Lukey pic up me too pls

Bottomlinson: bc you love me

BigDickCal: I'll pick up Lou. No picking up Luke

LukesAHomo: I LIVE RIGHT ACROSS THE ROAD. PLS DUDE

Bottomlinson: bring coffee and we'll think about taking you to school

LukesAHomo: deal

Clifaconda: Y'know that baby giraffes are like 6 foot tall

Clifaconda: and Luke is like 6'3

LukesAHomo: SHUT UP. UR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A FREAK

CaptainDimples: it okie. U can be my freak

LukesAHomo: wow. Thanks for agreeing with me

CaptainDimples: u said it. I didn't

HarryHasStyle: I'm still naked and school starts in 15 minutes

Zaddy: ik. I'm looking at ur butt rn

Clifaconda: smack that butt (;

Zaddy: it's such a cute butt

Zaddy: //sent an attachment

BigDickCal: fuck

BigDickCal: Lou. Luke. I'm gonna be late

LukesAHomo: school starts in 10 MINUTES

BigDickCal: WALK IT

Bottomlinson: what about me? ):

Bottomlinson: I cant afford to walk to school. I'm too pretty

LukesAHomo: fuck this shit I'm running to school

Zaddy: Lou. I'll pick you up

Bottomlinson: but what about my coffee?

Zaddy: and I'll bring coffee

Bottomlinson: YAYYYYY ILY

Clifaconda: Luke just tripped over a rock and face planted the ground I'm dying