Cliffaconda: okay wtf r we in build a fucking bear

BigDickCal: to build u a boyfriend, just Gotta put a strap on it and you'll be loving life

Cliffaconda: fuck off Calum, ur looking at woman's underwear so shut up

RyanShake: don't genderise u spoon

Bottomlinson: um what's wrong with panties?

Bottomlinson: bc if I hear ur bullying Calum imma spank ur ass

Cliffaconda: I'll be good

BigDickCal changed the group chat name to 'Michael gets boners when he's spanked'

LukesAHomo: look, we're here to get Louis that fucking Iron Man Build a bear so that he won't kill me for not telling everyone that we're dating

Bottomlinson: YOUR EGETTING ME MY BUILD A BEAR AHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUKEY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

LukesAHomo: ur only saying that bc i'm getting u Tony stark

Bottomlinson: Tony Rogers actually bc he will be married to Steve Rogers

BrendonMilk: TONY STANK

Bottomlinson: YAS BITCH

CaptainDimples: AND IM GETTING MY NINJA TURTLE BUILD A BEAR YAY

Bottomlinson: aw baby, Harry is asleep so imma answer for him, what one? What are u gonna call it?

CaptainDimples: Raphael, and imma try to get Luke, Calum and Michael to get the others so that we can all match bc I think it would be cute and it'll be like a mini 5sos team

RyanShake: Ashton Irwin, you're way too precious for this world. Don't ever change.