Starting to form a bigger London (Brendon/Louis) crowd and I'm not sure what to do about it xD Um, one shot? Short Story? Smut?

For that one person who said that Dallon is their favourite in the gc, ily Fam. (My favourite to write; Calum, Brendon, Louis and Dallon)

BrendonMilk: ryan looks like a hipster wanker with those Oreo looking sunglasses

RyanShake: fuck off forehead

NiallHorny: true love

RyanShake: no

NiallHorny: oh

BrendonMilk: but fr tho he looks like eyes wearing fûcking Oreos babe wtf

RyanShake: and fr it looks like u can park a fucking airplane on ur forehead

DallonDick: Ryan is cranky bc he hadn't had his daily dose of tic tac from gibby

BrendonMilk: I can assure you that I do not have a dick the size of a tic tac

BrendonMilk: ask Louis

NiallHorny: 'ask Louis' Brendon, he's gonna be saying u got no dick

Bottomlinson: u got no dick

BrendonMilk: u sucked me off

Bottomlinson: I don't recall

DallonDick: someone come get ice cream with me

NiallHorny: ok I'll drive

DallonDick: ur the only one who can at the moment

NiallHorny: ok tru

DallonDick: also lets go pick up some guy bc I need a new boyfriend

[New boyfriend ideas for Dallon?]