Hahah I take it y'all hate me? Everything will work out in the end.

Bottomlinson: sup peasants

Zaddy: we haven't heard from you in 2 fûcking days and you return with 'sup peasants'?

ThePayneBae: wtf dude

Bottomlinson: yes

Bottomlinson: (:

Bottomlinson: heard my gc was dead and I couldn't allow that to happen do boom bitch I'm back

RyanShake: we need details

Bottomlinson: Brendons dick isn't all that big

DallonDick: WHAT OMF OMFOMFOMFOMF DJCHKEDNEKDNDEKNEKNDKNEKPDNEJFEBIEDB

NiallHorny: LOUIS WTF????

Bottomlinson: IM JOKING OH MY JAYUS CALM DOWN

Bottomlinson: just bc I'm on a break don't mean Imma jump on the first dick that's shoved MA way

BrendonMilk: I mean, you can jump on my dick any time you want princess (;

ThePayneBae: okay I think we need to B A C K THE F U C K UP

ThePayneBae: wtf is going on.

Zaddy: Louis and Luke are on a 'break' *cough* FRIENDS REFERENCE *cough*

RyanShake: and Louis gave us all a fanboy moment when he said about Brendons dick bc we're all dramatic hoes

ThePayneBae: ok now that's sorted, Zayn get back to sucking my dick u pleb

Zaddy: you got it Daddy

DallonDick: I NEED MORE FUCKING DETAILS THAN THAT FUCK

Bottomlinson: nah I'm going back to sleep, I'll text ya later

Zaddy: u can watch me suck Liams dick if u want

DallonDick: can someone eat me out tho

Zaddy: sure (;