Over 100 comments in the last chapter. Omf. Thank you xD

DallonDick: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM

ThePayneBae: my birthday was the 29th of August you dumb shit

DallonDick: ...it was?

ThePayneBae: Dallon, y where there. We went to Blackpool for the weekend. U bought me pink handcuffs.

DallonDick: OH YEAH

Zaddy: you got me fûcking scared there holy shit I thought I forgot

DallonDick: okay y has everyone died

Zaddy: maybe bc its 4 in the morning

Zaddy: also turn ur fucking phone on silent bc I can hear u type

DallonDick: make me

JoshDunDunDunnnn: Louis isn't answering his phone, can someone check his dorm for me please?

JoshDunDunDunnnn: anybody?

JoshDunDunDunnnn: gibby, where r u? R u at the dorm?

DallonDick: the fucking cunt fucked off to a club or something with Ryan so they can both get some dick and ass

DallonDick: Zayn went to sleep, what's wrong with Louis?

JoshDunDunDunnnn: he won't reply to me

ThePayneBae: he's probably just sleeping, it is 4 in the morning

JoshDunDunDunnnn: u don't understand, does nobody have social fucking media?? Look on Twitter. Now.

NiallHorny: wait what the fuck is this bullshit

NiallHorny: I'm going to kick some Australian ass