HarryHasStyle: all is well with Hemlinson, they're having Skype sex while I hide in the bathroom

Cliffaconda: we know, We can hear Lukes 'dirty talk' from the kitchen area of the tour bus

BigDickCal: it's actually really fucking terrible, u'd think someone who is good in the sack would be able to talk dirty but no

HarryHasStyle: guys I have Louis' phone who wants to see his nudes? (;

BrendonMilk: I DO

NiallHorny: that was a lil bit too desperate sounding Brendon, u chill? U need ur boyfriend to get rid of that boner?

Cliffaconda: look the only person eho can pop boners just by an image alone is Calum

BigDickCal: fuck off

CaptainDimples: Calum punched Michael and he fell and I think Michael is dead

BigDickCal: stfu that didn't happen y u lying

HarryHasStyle: //sent attachment

RyanShake: BRENDON I SWEAR TF I FUCKING HEARD U GET HARD

BrendonMilk: NO I DIDNT SHUT UP

BrendonMilk left the chat

NiallHorny: that's a good ass tho

BigDickCal: wankbank material (;

WheresMyRadio: the gold on ass

NiallHorny changed the group chat name to 'The Boy with the Golden Ass'

HarryHasStyle changed the group chat name to 'The Boy with the Goldon Ass that Tastes like Strawberries'

WheresMyRadio: what a well suiting name (;

ThePayneBae: Luke is gonna kill everyone here when he gets back online

ThePayneBae: while on the other hand; Louis will relish in the attention