BigDickCal: THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME OKAY?! LIKE THEY CROWD LOVED US OKAY OKAY NOW IM TIRED SO NIGHT XX

Cliffaconda: we gave Calum weed to chill him out b4 the concert and then after he got drunk and he threw up in a bush I'm dead hahahahahaha

HarryHasStyle: Calum is gonna kill ya

CaptainDimples: Luke drew a dick on his nose wns wrote 'twat' on his forehead in sharpie

NiallHorny: language

CaptainDimples: sorry naddy

LukesAHomo: it was worth it, he might take s shit fit but it's gonna be fucking worth it

LukesAHomo added Bottomlinson to the chat

HarryHasStyle: he's sleeping y add him bk?

LukesAHomo: bc he'll be annoyed that I didn't and I'm his boyfriend

BrendonMilk: more like his bitch

BrendonMilk: be jel hemmo, ur buttercup is sleeping on me aye this is the life

HarryHasStyle: it's platonic, he needed s hug bc he was sad and I was in the bathroom so u were his only choice u pube

LukesAHomo: I'm going to sleep, tell him I love him when he wakes up. Night guys

NiallHorny: night Luke

HarryHasStyle: night

BrendonMilk: goodnight

Cliffaconda: 'Goodnight' tf r u Beebo, 5?

BrendonMilk: fuck off

HarryHasStyle removed Zaddy from the chat

ThePayneBae: I would argue Zayns case but no

NiallHorny: u no ur in deep shit when even ya boyfriend don't stick up for ya

ThePayneBae: bros before hoes