ThePayneBae: this girl came up to me and was like 'wanna go on a date' and I told her I was gay and she said that I didn't look gay like tf you want me to be doing, fucking pricing around wrapped in a rainbow flag with 'It's Raining Men' playING EVERYWHERE I GO?!?!?!?

Zaddy: yes, do that, that would be a turn on

BrendonMilk: but for real, what does a gay look like? Like is there an actual photo of a gay that is the original gay and people worship them

ThePayneBae: bet ya the original gay was manly AF and had like loads of girls swooning ova him but he was like nah I like ass and cock not tits and pussy

Cliffaconda: AHHHHHH MY EYES DONT SAY THOSE WORDS IN OUR GAY GEOUO CHST

BigDickCal: I know, Ass and Cøck is such terrible words, call them Bootay and pee-pee

Zaddy changed the group chat name to 'The origin of the original Gay; Boot-ay and Pee-Pee'

DallonDick; //sent attachment

DallonDick: this is what a natural gay looks like

ThePayneBae: well fûck, I don't look like that

Bottomlinson: we can guy u the hat tho I'd suit ya ya homo

Zaddy: that guy looks like he's getting a very good blow job

DallonDick: who tf looks like that during a blow job?