I'm dying inside bc IM so fucking tired and gay pride was today and I was walking in the parade and ugh I want to go to sleep

CaptainDimples: I hate you Michael

BigDickCal: wow okay no need to throw around the H word

CaptainDimples:  H A T E

NiallHorny: Ashton, what's wrong pumpkin? What did Michael do?

Cliffaconda: oh my god it was a fucking accident

CaptainDimples: YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE I KNOW YOU DID

Cliffaconda: ITS A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR CALM TF DOWN

LukesAHomo: ok what is the point in you guys texting when u still scream at one another across the tour bus

CaptainDimples: bc Im smad and Michael ruined my teddy bear with Coca Cola and won't fucking fix it

NiallHorny: Ashton! Language! Or I'll get Luke to spank you

LukesAhomo: okay wait

Bottomlinson: Lukes hand only spanks this marvellous bottom okay

Bottomlinson: I'm getting his hand print tattooed on my ass okay

LukesAHomo: I like the sound of that babycakes. So everyone knows that ass belongs to me  (;

CaptainDimples: I'm so mad

NiallHorny: that does not mean you have to swear

JoshDunDunDunnn: can someone just wash Ashton's bear or get him a new one bc I can hear them shouting from the tour bus

CaptainDimples: I don't want a new bear, I want my clean bear that smells like Harry and Niall

NiallHorny: right okay, we'll work something out

I'm thinking of classifying Ashton as a little in this. Yes?