I'm hoping to get a kitten for my birthday. The top three names chosen are; Stark, Malfoy and Archer

Zaddy: I hate packing

Bottomlinson: wait where r u going

ThePayneBae: y do u care?^

Bottomlinson: bc we've been best friends since we were 4

Zaddy: you hate me

Bottomlinson: I hate everyone

DallonDick: u sound like such a hipster

DallonDick: what's next; a wooden dildo?

NiallHorny: would u not get splinters in ur bum?

BigDickCal: I honestly do not think it would be straight from a tree you dumb fuck

NiallHorny: well how the fuck I'm I supposed to know? That's not my department

CaptainDimples: I swear if you buy me one

NiallHorny: I'm not

NiallHorny: I'll buy Harry one, he's the closest thing to a hipster this gc has

ThePayneBae: this gc gets off track so easily

Zaddy: I'm packing for uni which is in a Week

Bottomlinson: wait tf

Bottomlinson: WHERE HAS THE SUMMER GONE?!?!

Bottomlinson: I'm not ready to socalise and having to deal with a roommate fml

Zaddy: have u even seen ur dorm yet

HarryHasStyle: Jay is taking us tomorrow

Cliffaconda: hahaha suck my dick I don't have to deal with uni

NiallHorny: when ur band flops and u have no job u won't be saying that

CaptainDimples: thanks for the optimistic view daddy