LukesAHomo: Louis stop being naked and get dressed pls

Bottomlinson: u just don't want me naked cus we can't fuck

BrendonMilk: y can't ya fûck?

LukesAHomo: bc we're going out for dinner

Bottomlinson: nah there's another reason too (;

Cliffaconda: OHMYGOD DID YOU BOTH DO IT?!?!??

Bottomlinson: YESSSSSSSS IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH BUT FUCKING AWESOMS

LukesAHomo: Louis, you told Michael?!?

HarryHasStyle: he told me too

NiallHorny: and me

Zaddy: also mawh bc I was there holding both of your hands so ya didn't die

BrendonMilk: WHAT DID THEY GET DONE SOMEONE TELL ME PLS I FEEL LEFT OUT

LukesAHomo: Louis I swear tf I don't tell

Bottomlinson: I won't, I won't

Zaddy: I will tho

LukesAHomo: NO

Zaddy: LUKE GOT HIS DICK PIERCED AND LOUIS HIS NIPPLE HAHAHAHHAA THE FUCKING PUBES

BrendonMilk: OMF LUKE SHARE UR PIERCED DICK

Zaddy: ALSO LOUIS HAS REALLY SENSITIVE NIPPLES SO LIKE NEXT TIME U SEE HIM FLICK THEM

Bottomlinson: I was so gonna get my ass pierced but like that's trampy AF bc like the only place to get it is at where the tramp stamp area is

Cliffaconda: u already got a trampstap tho ur lil lighthouse

Bottomlinson: ano I didn't want to ruin it

BrendonMilk: talk shit u don't have a trampstamp

NiallHorny: //sent attachment

NiallHorny: there's the tramp getting his ass tatted

BrendonMilk: Omf dead

LukesAHomo: LOUIS GET DRESSED PLEASE

Bottomlinson: UGH OKAY STOP BEING SO MOODY

Zaddy changed the group chat name to 'Trampstamp and dick piercing'