Cliffaconda: Ashton got suspended

Cliffaconda: omf someone look at their phone

Cliffaconda: I'm not kidding

Cliffaconda: I'm dying

NiallHorny: WAT

Zalik_Mayn: *what

ThePayneBae: *What

Cliffaconda: I love the fact y'all come to life the moment someone spells a word rong

Zalik_Mayn: *wrong

NiallHorny: their the grammar police

ThePayneBae: *they're

NiallHorny: fuck off Liam

Cliffaconda: BACK TO THE POINT PPL

Cliffaconda: Ashton got suspended and is currently crying in my bedroom

ThePayneBae: why is he crying? It's only suspension. Basically 3 days of doing fuck all tbh

Cliffaconda: reasons...

NiallHorny: what did he do 2 get suspended?

Cliffaconda: do u know that dude Matt?

NiallHorny: which one? There's like 12

Cliffaconda: Smith. The really quirky drama guy that likes to wear a fez

Zalik_Mayn: wtf is a fez

Lukesahomo: it's hat

Bottomlinson: OH MY GOD GUYS GUYS MATT DOESNT HAVE EYEBROWS ANYMORE HELP IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

Cliffaconda: LOUIS I WAS TELLING THIS STORY YOU BITCH

Bottomlinson: YOU WERE TOO SLOW HOE

ThePayneBae: wait what

NiallHorny: what

Zalik_Mayn: what

Lukesahomo: what

Bottomlinson: hey Macklemore wanna go thrift shopping? (;

NiallHorny: I'm so confused

Cliffaconda: they were in science and Ashton was playing around with these two chemicals and like Matt leaned over to see what was in them and the fucking thing blew up and wiped off the fûcking guys eyebrows

Cliffaconda: the guy touted and now Ashton is crying in my room bc apparently the school frowns upon ppl burning others eyebrows off

Bottomlinson: touts get shot

Zalik_Mayn: snitches get stitches

ThePayneBae: we'll protect you CaptainDimples

NiallHorny: we've got your back bro