[For my beautiful wifey and fellow Hemlinson shipper (; CasparIsMineee HAPPY BIRTHDAY *MAWH MAWH*]

Bottomlinson: babe

Bottomlinson: lukeeeeeee

Bottomlinson: Lukey

Bottomlinson: LUCAS THIS IS REALLLLLY IMPORTANT PLS REPLY TO ME

Bottomlinson: Luke babe pls this is life or death

Bottomlinson: I need help

Bottomlinson: I'm in hospital

LukesAHomo: WAIT WHAT WHERE ARE YOU WHAT HAPPENED

LukesAHomo: ILL RUN AS FAST AS ICANWHAT HOSPITAL R YOU IN

Bottomlinson: chill I'm in the bath rn

Bottomlinson: I just said that so you would look at your messages

LukesAHomo: T_T

LukesAHomo: you actually had me really worried

Bottomlinson: well I'm fine

Bottomlinson: unless I drown

LukesAHomo: I'll drown you if you worry me like that again

Bottomlinson: u couldn't hurt a fly, never mind drown your boyfriend (:

Bottomlinson: ANYWAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I GPTTA ASK YOU SOEMTHING REALLLLY IMPORTANT

LukesAHomo: go on....

Bottomlinson: Y'KNOW LIKE ITS KY 18TH IN LIKE TWO WEEKS?! AND IVE WANTED A PUPPY SIMXD I WAS 10 AND WE SAW THAT LIL CUTE PUPPY IN THE PWRK

LukesAHomo: The same 'lil cute puppy' that chased me three blocks and stole my shoe? That one?

Bottomlinson: YES THAT ONE

Bottomlinson: buy me it please

LukesAHomo: with what money? I'm a poor teenager that's stressing his way through school and has no job and is G R O U N D E D

Bottomlinson: steal it

Bottomlinson: for me please (:

LukesAHomo: Louis no

Bottomlinson: WAIT I CHANGE MY MIND CAN I HAVE THIS SOG PLEASE

Bottomlinson: //sent attachment

LukesAHomo: it looks like a kid couldn't decided what colour they wanted the dog to be so just splattered paint on it

Bottomlinson: shut up. He's gorgeous. I WANT HIM

LukesAHomo: do u hv any idea how expensive dogs are? And they responsibility?

LukesAHomo: like u cant even look after yourself never mind a dog

Bottomlinson: ID TRY REALLY HARD AND LOVE HIM ALOT ALOT PLS LUKE PLEASE

Bottomlinson: ILL GUVE ME YOU THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVERRRRRRRRRD

Bottomlinson: I KNOW THAT U R RESDING THSEE MESSAGES PLEASE LUKE PLES

LukesAHomo: don't get your hopes up, but I'll see what I can do

Bottomlinson: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH XXXXXXXX