BrendonShake: SO SOMEONE JUST CAME ALONG AT THIS FAMILY OARTY AND HANDED ME A GODDAMN BABY AND I DOMT KNOW WHO TF OWNS IT

BrendonMilk: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT I DO ITS LIKE HOLDING A BAG OF BONES AND SKIN

Cliffaconda: don't drop it

BigDickCal: it's not an it, it's a person Michael

Cliffaconda: look I don't fucking know if the child has a dick or not so its an it smd

ThePayneBae: smd?

Cliffaconda: suck my dick

BrendonMilk: GUYS THIS IS FUCKING SEEIOSU

BrendonMilk: IT JUST FUCKING SHIT ITSSELF HALP ME

Cliffaconda: HAHAHA loser just shit it self

ThePayneBae: it's a baby WTaf do u exact it to do. Fucking walk to the bathroom and flush?

BrendonMilk: //sent attachment

BigDickCal: to solve the argument of boy or girl I think ur holding a girl

ThePayneBae: he looks like a stereotypical dad with that alcohol and confuzzled grin

Cliffaconda: #DadGoals

ThePayneBae: THE GOD DAMN BABY HAS MORE HAIR THAN ZAYN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Zaddy: fuck off I did it for a dare

ThePayneBae: u did it for attention so stfu

BrendonMilk changed the group chat name to 'Will someone help Brendon pls'

Cliffaconda: we cant help u bc u decided to go to Vegas without us

BrendonMilk: I'm basically here to fucking babysit and drink illegally

BigDickCal: sounding like a causal babysitter m8