DaddyWalsh: what is this?

Zaddy: it's a group chat. Welcome.

Bottomlinson: CONNOR HAVE MY BABIES PLS A D BE ,H DADDY FUCJ EM

DaddyWalsh: okay (;;;

Bottomlinson: OH MY GOG DYS HE FUCKUP G TALKED TO ME AYAIB I CANT BREATEH

HarryHasStyle: Louis is dying on my floor someone help

LukesAHomo: Connor has managed to make Louis Hyperventilate, faint and nearly die in one day. Dude, can I have some of your charm please.

DaddyWalsh: fr is he okay tho

HarryHasStyle: sure

HarryHasStyle: I mean he's turned blue or something

Zaddy: FUCKUNG GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE YOU BAMBI CHILD

Clifaconda: he's choking on that imaginary ghost dick

BigDickCal: every1 chill Louis isn't fucking blue. But he is dying on the floor like some sort of teenage girl

DaddyWalsh: I already rlly like this gc even though I know no one here

Clifaconda: u know me. I'm Michael from History. And you know Louis be he's the guy that was told to stop hyperventilating in class and also fainted

DaddyWalsh: oh yeahhhhhhh you're both rlly cute

Bottomlinson: MR.SEXY JUST CALLED ME CUTE I CAN DIE IS PEI DBNOW BYE BYE PEEPS

DaddyWalsh: (;;

BigDickCal: Louis is a drama student if you can't tell already

BigDickCal: I'm Calum btw

HarryHasStyle: Harry

Zaddy: I'm Zayn

ThePayneBae: I'm Liam

LukesAHomo: Luke and CaptainDimples is Ashton but he's not online bc he's wanking or something. The old fashion way.

DaddyWalsh: the old fashion way? xD

LukesAHomo: a porno mag

DaddyWalsh: ohhhhhhhh

Zaddy: ur rlly going to regret staying in this gc Connor

DaddyWalsh: I probably will but who cares? You guys seem cool. This gc is chaotic and I like that.

Bottomlinson: HE CALLED US COOL AND LIKES OUR GC OME OMF OMF OMF SUCK IS NEIL HORNY

Bottomlinson has changed the chat name to 'CONNOR IS ONE OF US'

HarryHasStyle: /chants/ one of us one of us