LukesAHomo: Louis I swear tf out clothes on pls

Bottomlinson: but u like it when I'm naked

LukesAHomo: not when we're going to be surrounded by our m8s at a pool party

Bottomlinson: maybe I swim naked, you shouldn't really be complaining, u get 2 c my ass more (;

Zaddy: if ur gonna come to my house and fuck in the pool just fuck off

Bottomlinson: was gonna fuck on ur bed but the pool sounds better (;

BrendonMilk: if u both continue dry humping in the backseat I'll crash the far on purpose

LukesAHomo: thought u were into that voyeur shit

NiallHorny: tbh everyone in this gc is a voyeur

HarryHasStyle: we should all have a pool orgy

Zaddy: I actually wear tf if I see cüm in my pool and it doesn't belong to me or Liam I'm gonna smoke y'all outta the yard

BrendonMilk: don't be so sour Malik, ur like a stubborn toddler who hates everyone

ThePayneBae: that's exactly who he is that's why he's a nightmare to date

Zaddy: shut up

ThePayneBae: tell me to shut up again and I'll spank ur ass

Bottomlinson: ooooooooo spank mine too mommy

DallonDick: Ryan can u pick me up pls? I dunno where this dude lives

RyanShake: yh okay, pm me ur address babe

BrendonMilk: don't babe him

LukesAHomo: I swear tf u spend more time on ur phone than actually driving if we die its on gibby

Bottomlinson: if I die its bc Zayn killed me for fucking in the pool (;