BrendonMilk: who r these ppl and y am I in my underwear in a donut in the pool

DallonDick: psst guys there's some dude in my bed I don't know who he is bc he was t here at the start of the party I'm scared

Bottomlinson: pls be quiet my head is busting mate

Cliffaconda: I feel dead inside fml

BrendonMilk: y is my ass sore

NiallHorny: bc Ryan and u fucked in the pool + then Zayn kicked ur ass and then y'all ducked

BrendonMilk: y'all? Like me, ryro and zee

NiallHorny: and Liam yah

Bottomlinson: OHMYFUCKINGGOD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH I FUCKING HOPE SOMEONE RECORED THAT

NiallHorny: nope

NiallHorny: but someone DID record u sucking Brendon's dick while Luke ate ya booty like groceries darling

BrendonMilk: Omf

BrendonMilk: y was I not sober for that

Bottomlinson: talking shit Niall

NiallHorny: nah I'm really nat

NiallHorny: //sent attachment

BrendonMilk: holy fucking hell IM hard

Bottomlinson let the chat

BrendonMilk added Bottomlinson to the chat

BrendonMilk: Y'know u like it (;

Zaddy: I swear tf anymore jizz in my pool and it's gonna be a Fucking sperm bank

LukesAHomo: well that happened

CaptainDimples: I think there's a dead body in the pool

HarryHasStyle: nah it's Zayns sex doll

Zaddy: HARRY FUCK UP

LukesAHomo: Ziam use it for their 'crazy' threesomes bc their both daddy AF and would probably kill someone if they sandwiched then

DallonDick: I'm so scared who is this guy

BrendonMilk: well we dont fucking know bc we can't see him dickwad

LukesAHomo: and yet again we have the results of the annual Zayn Malik pool party