Cliffaconda: IM DEAD OFFICALLY DUCJING DESD

BigDickCal: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE SOMEONE HELP ME

Zaddy: I DIDNT EVEN WANG TO GO TO THIS PLAY BC I THIIGHT ITD BE SHIT AF BUT OHMYFUCKINGGOD IM SO GLAD LOUIS DRAGGED ME HERE

Cliffaconda: IM STILL TRYING NOT TO CRY WITH LAUGHTER

RyanShake: second hand embarrassment I can't

BrendonMilk: SHUT UP OKAY IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE

Zaddy: YOU GOT A FUCKING BONER BY KISSING LOUIS IJ FRONT OF THR WHOLE AUDIENCE

BrendonMilk has left the group

RyanShake: oh god he's sulky now

NiallHorny: it's the fact that he didn't even notice until Louis lost his cool

Bottomlinson: I'm acc fuckin cumin bc there was a fucking guy there to watch me and see if I'd be good for drama school but like FUCK THAT SHIT BC BRENDON HAD TO GO WND GET A DUCKING BONER

DallonDick set the group chat name to 'Brendon be popping boners like he's 12 smh'

LukesAHomo: three constant days of this, Brendon and Louis might as well get use to the fact that gibby be getting a boner

RyanShake: I JUST CAUGHT BRBEDON ESNKING IN THR JANITORS CLOSET FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND DO I HAVE

HarryHasStyle: everyone is everyone's boyfriend tbh like we don't know boundaries

JoshDunDunDunnnn: can we all admit that it was a pretty big bulge so good on him for having a big dick?

Bottomlinson: swear tf I'll be cutting off his big dick so stop the fucking boners the 12 year old