Vincent: Aaron, we're supposed to be on vacation!

Aaron: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here.

Vincent: You toppled a South American government, Aaron!

Aaron: The people have spoken. Viva la resistance!

Vincent: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!

Aaron: He was a traitor and a scoundrel!

Vincent: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan!

*A person kicks Aaron's stomach from inside*

Aaron: Whoa, that was a foot! I appeared to have swallowed an entire person.

Vincent: That would be the hotel bartender.

Aaron: Well, that explains why my mojito was taking so long.

Vincent: It was horrifying. Your mouth, unhinged like a snake!

Aaron: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome!

Vincent: I can't go anywhere with you, Aaron!

Aaron: That hurt my feelings! Now we're both in the wrong!

Vincent: I wanna go home! We're leaving!

Aaron: In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat.

Vincent: W-What?!

Aaron: Well, I'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Vincent: You know what, forget it! I'm not even shocked anymore!

Aaron: Aww, that's no fun!

Vincent: This has become the norm for you, Aaron!

Aaron: I'll have to try harder next time.

Vincent: Please don't...

Aaron: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.

Vincent: Aaron!

Aaron: It's too late now, you...

Vincent: You?

Aaron: I totally don't remember your name.

Vincent: We've known each other for 3 years, Aaron!

Aaron: And what an impression you've made!

Vincent: My name is Vincent!

Aaron: What?

Vincent: I said my name is Vincent!

Aaron: Oh... I thought you were a woman.

Vincent: Why would you think that?

Aaron: Mostly the hair. Are you sure?

Vincent: Of course I'm sure.

Aaron: Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.