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Part 2

Vincent: A-Aaron, what on earth was all that?

Aaron: I'm not sure what you're referring to.

Vincent: You sunk an entire crew ship, Aaron.

Aaron: Are you sure that was me? I would think I would remember something like that.

Vincent: Aaron, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face.

Aaron: That sounds dangerous.

Vincent: You were headbutting children off the side of the ship.

Aaron: That, uh, that must have been horrifying to watch.

Vincent: And then, you started making out with the ice sculptures.

Aaron: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.

Vincent: Uh, Aaron, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?

Aaron: Whoa, I guess you can say it is red and sticky.

Vincent: Aaron, what are we standing in?

Aaron: Would you believe that's strawberry milkshake?

Vincent: No, I would not believe that!

Aaron: Uh, melted gumdrops.

Vincent: Noo.

Aaron: Boat nectar.

Vincent: No.

Aaron: Some of God's tears.

Vincent: Tell me the truth, Aaron!

Aaron: Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.

Vincent: Aaaroon!

Aaron: Well, they were, uh, they were taking all the crescent rolls.

Vincent: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Aaron: I will not apologize for art.

Vincent: Where are the other lifeboats?

Aaron: Whoa, you won the prize! I didn't even notice that!

Vincent: Where are the other lifeboats, Aaron?

Aaron: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them.

Vincent: Aaaroon!

Aaron: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.

Vincent: You are just... terrible today.

Aaron: Shh... do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

Vincent: That's the sound of people drowning, Aaron!

Aaron: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.


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