What was left of our squad soon realized that something had to be done about Giuseppe. We had relinquished our friends and our stability with authority figures in favor of an inanimate doll, so we decided that Giuseppe must die.

We ultimately agreed that we would give Giuseppe to Herman to burn at her grandpa's house, a place with a fire pit perfect for what we sought. Another popular opinion was to venture to my house, and hold cult-like ceremony before submerging Giuseppe in the creek. Both plans were obstructed by something, but we'll get into that later.

I once announced our plans of murder on my Instagram within my regularly long captions, an account that my dad had discovered in early April, which happened to be after the time I had given a shout-out to Giuseppe, so he scolded me for including homicide in a twelve year old's friendly Instagram — my Instagram wasn't even that friendly; it was a sinful account of terrible fandom memes that I created with somewhat superb editing skills — and I deleted that portion of the caption, but lots of my followers had already seen that I was out to drown my former dark lord in the creek outside of my house.

Nonetheless, the evil would soon be defeated.