In our squad, we had decided that certain figures would be our kings. We worshiped them wholeheartedly. They included:

Ferdinand (this is the name I gave to the guy in a video I saw on Instagram; the video features Ferdinand slamming all around his car while heavy metal plays in the background).

James Moriarty from BBC's Sherlock.

Quanald (this is the name I gave to a picture of an eerie French fry statue).

Shrignold, the butterfly from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3.

Plaury (according to Herman, this is a character from a fanfiction whose title she will not tell me because it's her personal meme).

Ping Ping (was the shortest man in the world until he died at some point; I forgot when)

Jerome the blobfish.

Dante the crab.

Tyrone and Pablo (the supposed Messiahs from a wild, fictional story another friend told us at a sleepover; there's a debate within our squad as to who is the real Messiah; we have Team Tyrone and Team Pablo. I'm Team Tyrone because he was birthed out of an oil puddle in a parking lot, which is pretty rad).

We decided to add Giuseppe in, too, and he is forever cherished.