Sans POV:

I came back after explaining that Chara has fractured their arm and we were staying in another AU until it healed. I also told them to have their guard up around Frisk and that I would explain later. When Toriel asked what happened during the trip that got me to trust Chara, I told her that the kid saved my life, which is true, and then left.

I came back to see Error holding Chara while watching Blue chase Nightmare with a giant mallet. I walked up to them and saw that the rest of the 'dark' sanses were recording it.

"Is this why you said Blue wasn't innocent?" I whispered to them. Chara nodded in response.

"Nighty~! Come here~! You need to pay for your sins~!" Blue taunted.

"I don't think you're allowed to say that when you aren't a judge!" Nightmare yelled, running away.

"I dunno, he acted the most like one of the 'light' side," I remarked.

"Hate you too Classic!" Nightmare shouted, jumping on top of the fridge.

"Horror stop eating Nightmare's family!" Killer scolded. I turned to see Horror eating octopus, which made Chara, Error, and I burst out laughing.

"You're all dead to me!" Nightmare hissed, backing away as Blue tried hitting him by swinging the mallet at him while jumping.

"I mean if you're going that way then I am dead to everyone." X hummed.

"Shut it X! If Error didn't make this system we would still think you didn't exist." Nightmare fussed. Out of the corner of my eye sockets, I saw Dust walk in and look around. He just came and sat next to me.

"I swear they are children." He groaned. "This is the fourth time this week. And it's only Wednesday.

"So this is normal?" I asked, pointing to an on-fire Cross, A octopus eating Horror, a trying-to-kill-Nightmare Blue, a trying-to-stay-alive Nightmare, A scolding Killer, and a taunting X.

"Kinda. But instead of Blue and Nightmare fighting, imagine it being Cross and Killer fighting over the chocolate. Cross in Blue's place and Killer in Nightmare's." He explained.

"I send my condolences." I chuckled.

"Thanks." He replied. When an attack nearly hit Error, he portaled them all outside.

"Where did you send them?" I questioned.

"Home. Good news, this house won't burn down. Bad news, can't say the same about the mansion." He answered, making me laugh.